I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who Who?
An owl!
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Thank you, a joke I can understand👍!!!!
Jake
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Timmy, Jimmy and John were admiring and discussing the toys in the department store window.
Timmy said, "I want a cap gun, the pistol and holster, so that when my little sister bugs me I can shoot her and make her cry. But Mom's been hinting around that I should want a Radio Flyer. I'm sure it's because she wants me to haul things around for her and help her in the garden and yard. Phooey, what kind of toy is useful and makes you work!?"
Jimmy said, "I want the rifle cap gun. How much fun would that be having gunfights and going hunting!? But I think my Mom wants me to want Lincoln Logs so I can build things for my little brother and entertain him while she reads a magazine and has coffee. Who would ask for a toy to use to entertain someone else!? That's just plain dumb!"
John was quiet for a very long time, but finally said, "Well, I want the Magic Set. It has everything in it; a hat, wand, and all kinds of stuff. Pluss, I could make my little brother and sister disappear and myself invisible. That way I could do anything I want at any time!"
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Why is there only one Yogi Bear? Because when God tried to make another it turned out to be Boo Boo.
Why do we have belly buttons? Because when we are done and being taken out of the oven God pokes us each in the tummy and says, "That one's done, that one's done . . . "
I don't usually put things in this group but I couldn't resist this.
JK
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@contentandwell Thanks for posting these. Puns are some of my favorites. Some of these are 2/3 of a pun – PU_
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@contentandwell I like be puns I'm going to keep these as I'm gathering jokes and puns for this year's Thanksgivings Talent show Thanks
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A Haiku
My toe was hurting
A tractor trailer hit me
Now all over hurts.
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My favorite Super Bowl commercial: They are playing football. A flag is thrown. Everyone looks around. A rumble is heard. A pack of cars break down the wall and drive across the field. It is Daytona time!
Thought I’d add to the How About a Laugh page. This is my new old puppy Popcorn. He’s maybe 15years and his tongue is always out!
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When Aunt Gertrude got older she often complained about the Ritus brothers. They were both no-good, low-down scoundrels in her book. But she could never decide who was the worst, she continued to waver between Arthur and Osto unto the day she died.
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