How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@imallears

@jakeduck
Chuckle time...I need a Guffaw joke.

FL Mary

BTW..Would you like me to send some frozen octopus to CA for your potluck? You can grill...will include instructions.

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@imallears
Well as lickerous as it may be and indeed a generous offer I am trying to improve my unsophisticated and uneducated taste buds and I don’t think that can be accomplished with frozen seafood. Therefore, for the sake of my taste buds, I must decline your generous offer. Although you will be missed, your octopus wont. Best keep it at home for hard times, Although personally I can’t imagine times ever getting hard enough to chomp down on an octopus.
Jake

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@jakeduck

I can have it shipped express fresh, not frozen , right to your doorstep..already prepared...grilled and tasting like steak. Would love to send you a pix but my computer or iPad says it has to be under 5 gigabytes. Will look into that more as I know you want to view it....guffaw guffaw. From Spain to Florida to California...no probs.

FL Mary

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@imallears
Well I have something, don’t really think it’s a joke exactly but I thought it was funny (actually it was quite accurate) but when I posted it I got a dressing down and it was removed.
I’ll try and find something gut wrenching hilarious to knock you off your chair.
Jake

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@jakeduck
Mmmmm. ...still waters run deep...I bet it was funny.

FL Mary

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@imallears
“Guffaw?” jeez, what’s with the high toned vocabulary? Don’t forget my intelligence ranks up there with my taste buds, remember? Uneducated & unsophisticated. Keep in mind the initial KISS!!!
Jake

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@jakedduck1
Chuckle, chortle, roar, howl, snigger, snicker, titter...pick one.
And I don’t understand the last sentence

FL Mary

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@imallears

@jakeduck
Mmmmm. ...still waters run deep...I bet it was funny.

FL Mary

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@imallears
Well, did you think it was funny or more accurate than funny?
Jake

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@imallears

@jakedduck1
Chuckle, chortle, roar, howl, snigger, snicker, titter...pick one.
And I don’t understand the last sentence

FL Mary

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@imallears
It wasn't suppose to say initial. It should have been initialism. I wasn't sure if KISS (Keep it simple stupid) is an initialism or an acronym or if they both mean the same thing.
I need an ’English for Dummies’ book.
Jake

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@jakeduck

Now who’s high brow. Not too many people can use initialism” in a sentence. KISS is an acronym because you pronounce the word kiss. AAA is an initialism because you say all the letters and don’t pronounce it as a word.
I still misuse “use to” and “used to”. Have to stop sometimes when writing to remember that “used to “ is in the past and “use to” is used with a negative like “ didn’t”....”didn’t use to”. Think I’ll switch to “accustomed to”.

I’ve used up my time but then I am use to that. Just had my coffee and daily essentials so I’m more alert.

FL Mary

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@imallears
Well, did you think it was funny or more accurate than funny?
Jake

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@jakeduck

Made me laugh and accurate on the surface but could still be misconstrued by some so best to tell vis a vis.

FL Mary

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@imallears

@jakedduck1
I think God is still in the rough draft stage with men.

FL Mary

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Something is running around in my head trying to ‘ rough draft ‘ a reply ( ******** ) a reason for all of the interest that women have for “ bad boys “ is it a contradiction of sorts or maybe a type of : “ be careful of what you wish for “ or perhaps a bit of thinking too much, could also be a case of a truth being self evident; who hid the mirrors? Maybe my slip is showing; life can be such a drag if one’s only Queen for a Day.
A Nair Miss

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@imallears

@jakeduck

Now who’s high brow. Not too many people can use initialism” in a sentence. KISS is an acronym because you pronounce the word kiss. AAA is an initialism because you say all the letters and don’t pronounce it as a word.
I still misuse “use to” and “used to”. Have to stop sometimes when writing to remember that “used to “ is in the past and “use to” is used with a negative like “ didn’t”....”didn’t use to”. Think I’ll switch to “accustomed to”.

I’ve used up my time but then I am use to that. Just had my coffee and daily essentials so I’m more alert.

FL Mary

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How “ alert “ are you Mary? We shouldn’t be alarmed or get out the paddles now should we?
I have not had my morning fix as of yet so 4 give me for using 2 manE words and speaking with my vantriloqwist voyce dam u spell checker!

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