How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

Thought I’d add to the How About a Laugh page. This is my new old puppy Popcorn. He’s maybe 15years and his tongue is always out!

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@becsbuddy
Oh he is adorable and has the perfect name. He’s waiting for some jokes so we should get this thread popping again before the political scene heats up. We need more laughs and new recipes too! Maybe there will be some jokes on the Democratic debate tonight from Las Vegas. .🤔

FL Mary

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@becsbuddy

Thought I’d add to the How About a Laugh page. This is my new old puppy Popcorn. He’s maybe 15years and his tongue is always out!

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@becsbuddy Cute! Looks like he is saying "…and take that!…"
Ginger

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@becsbuddy Congratulations on your new old puppy Popcorn. He is so sweet! He is probably good-natured as well.

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@becsbuddy

Thought I’d add to the How About a Laugh page. This is my new old puppy Popcorn. He’s maybe 15years and his tongue is always out!

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@becsbuddy So cute and cuddly I,ll bet too.

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@becsbuddy

Thought I’d add to the How About a Laugh page. This is my new old puppy Popcorn. He’s maybe 15years and his tongue is always out!

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@becsbuddy– WHat a beautiful dog! SO cute and cuddly! He came to the right house.

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@hopeful33250

@becsbuddy Congratulations on your new old puppy Popcorn. He is so sweet! He is probably good-natured as well.

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Hi, Teresa, yes he is sweet, but… He cries if I’m not sitting next to him. But I do love him! Even though he is almost blind, toothless and has a terrible skin condition. I guess I should expect that since he is a rescue

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@becsbuddy

Hi, Teresa, yes he is sweet, but… He cries if I’m not sitting next to him. But I do love him! Even though he is almost blind, toothless and has a terrible skin condition. I guess I should expect that since he is a rescue

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Awww, Becky. He's just transitioning and he's old. He'll hopefully settle down.

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Two days ago my teacher asked what our favorite animal is. I told her mine was fried chicken. She said I wasn't funny. I wasn't trying to be funny and I don't know why she said that; because everyone laughed. And fried chicken really is my favorite. Anyway, she sent me to the principal's office. I don't know why, my parent's always told me to tell the truth. The principal asked me what happened and I told him. He laughed too, but told me not to do it again. I was getting confused about being honest and not telling the teacher my favorite animal.
Yesterday my teacher asked what our favorite LIVE animal is. I told her chicken. Then she asked why and I said because it could be made into fried chicken. Again, everyone laughed but she said I still wasn't funny and sent be back to the principal's office. It was a repeat of the day before. I left the principal's office even more confused about how to tell the truth but not say certain things.
Today my teacher asked us who our favorite military leader is. I said Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am now?

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@2011panc
Love it! Didn’t expect the last question and answer lol.

Why did the man get hit with a bike every day?

Because he was stuck in a vicious cycle.

Groan….FL Mary

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@2011panc

Two days ago my teacher asked what our favorite animal is. I told her mine was fried chicken. She said I wasn't funny. I wasn't trying to be funny and I don't know why she said that; because everyone laughed. And fried chicken really is my favorite. Anyway, she sent me to the principal's office. I don't know why, my parent's always told me to tell the truth. The principal asked me what happened and I told him. He laughed too, but told me not to do it again. I was getting confused about being honest and not telling the teacher my favorite animal.
Yesterday my teacher asked what our favorite LIVE animal is. I told her chicken. Then she asked why and I said because it could be made into fried chicken. Again, everyone laughed but she said I still wasn't funny and sent be back to the principal's office. It was a repeat of the day before. I left the principal's office even more confused about how to tell the truth but not say certain things.
Today my teacher asked us who our favorite military leader is. I said Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am now?

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@2011panc Love it I think I told you we have a talent show after thanksgiving so am collecting jokes and puns from people on here I will insert that one for sure . Thanks

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A minister, a priest and a rabbit went fishing. The rabbit said, "I think I might be a typo."

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A cowboy walked into a crowded bar, drew his pistol, shot it into the ceiling, threw it up in the air, caught it above his head and jammed it back into his holster with a flourish to announce his arrival. The bar became quiet and he announced that he had tied his horse up outside and it had better be there when he was ready to leave or he would have to do what he did in Texas. With promises of no interference from the crowd he moseyed up to the bar and got his drink. The bartender leaned in and whispered, "What happened in Texas?"
Leaning closer and whispering even more quietly the cowboy whispered back, "I walked home."

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An old grizzled cowboy showed up at the Pearly Gates and met St. Peter.

St. Peter asked the cowboy if he had ever done anything of particular merit.

The cowboy responded that once, on a trip through the rocky mountains he drove up on a gang of muscle-bound and highly tattooed young bikers hassling a young woman. He stopped his truck, got out, and told the young men to leave the lady alone. They did not listen. So, he said, "I headed for the largest and most tattooed of the bunch and slapped him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground." Then yelled at them to back off and leave the area or I would knock the bejeezus outa alla 'em!

St, Peter was impressed and asked when this event had occurred.

"Coupla minutes ago!"

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