How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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I went to a really emotional wedding the other day
Even the cake was in tiers.

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@jakeduck
Chuckle time...I need a Guffaw joke.

FL Mary

BTW..Would you like me to send some frozen octopus to CA for your potluck? You can grill...will include instructions.

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A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts, ”Did you find the shampoo?” he answers ”Yes but I’m not sure what to do....its for dry hair and I just wet mine.”

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A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts, ”Did you find the shampoo?” he answers ”Yes but I’m not sure what to do....its for dry hair and I just wet mine.”

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It’s okay...still not a guffaw....you can do better.....

Have a good evening FL Mary

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HUSBAND VS WIFE
WIFE - Shall we try different positions tonight?
HUSBAND - Excellent idea
WIFE - Ok, you stand at the sink and wash dishes
I’ll be on the sofa watching TV.

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@imallears
Yeah yeah I know, but I never claimed to be Bob Hope.
Jake

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@imallears
Yeah yeah I know, but I never claimed to be Bob Hope.
Jake

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You’re funnier.

FL Mary

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@jakeduck
It’s okay...still not a guffaw....you can do better.....

Have a good evening FL Mary

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@imallears
Well I have something, don’t really think it’s a joke exactly but I thought it was funny (actually it was quite accurate) but when I posted it I got a dressing down and it was removed.
I’ll try and find something gut wrenching hilarious to knock you off your chair.
Jake

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@jakeduck
It’s okay...still not a guffaw....you can do better.....

Have a good evening FL Mary

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@imallears
“Guffaw?” jeez, what’s with the high toned vocabulary? Don’t forget my intelligence ranks up there with my taste buds, remember? Uneducated & unsophisticated. Keep in mind the initial KISS!!!
Jake

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