How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

A young man walked down the street and into a bar. A middle-aged man walked down the same street and into the same bar. An elderly man walked down the same street but did not walk into a bar.

Why?

He saw the bar!

Yuck for all!

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@trishj46

You don't know what fatigue is till you've had to rest after a shower! LOL

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@trishj46 You get all the way through the shower?! lol But true, I have to rest during a shower and lie down immediately after.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire

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@sandytoes14

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire

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@sandytoes14
Ha ha ha love it.

What did the grape say when it was run over?

Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

FL Mary enjoying 58 windy degrees

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@imallers along the same line What did the green grapes say to the purple one. Breathe

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@lioness

Only a wine drinker would appreciate that one. Off to the gym now and then car servicing…joy

FL Mary who needs a sweater today ..yay!

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@imallears

@lioness

Only a wine drinker would appreciate that one. Off to the gym now and then car servicing…joy

FL Mary who needs a sweater today ..yay!

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@imallers yes its chilly out here too 62 right now

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@lioness

@imallers yes its chilly out here too 62 right now

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@lioness We are at a balmy 33 degrees right now, with rain/snow showers this afternoon, after a low of 32 overnight. Time to run out and do errands now! We got the heat pump fixed just in time.
Ginger

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@gingerw Good glad it's fixed for you before you had iclycles growing from your nose lol

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What is the difference when comparing the appearance of a Wall Street Broker and a Hobo?

One letter.

How so?

Natty describes a well-dressed, sophisticated person. Nasty describes torn, tattered and dirty clothing often associated with people riding free on boxcars.

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@imallears

@lioness

Only a wine drinker would appreciate that one. Off to the gym now and then car servicing…joy

FL Mary who needs a sweater today ..yay!

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Where do you all find these jokes?!

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I finally got a horse. A sweet pinto mare I named Mayo.
She neighs.

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@2011panc

Omg….I read it twice and then got it…..hahahahahahah

What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Keep rhem coming everybody

Laughing Mary in FL

Liked by Leonard

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Little Billy brought his Christmas art project home from school. Of course a big deal was made of it by all the relatives over the holiday gatherings. At every gathering he had to answer questions about his picture for what he thought were endless hours. By the time Grandmother and Grandfather came he was fed up. So, when Mother (again) brought his picture he jumped in and said, "Okay! We were told to draw a picture of what Christmas meant to us and every one we remember that should be in the picture. So I drew a manger with Joseph, Mary and Jesus in the manger. I added a cow, donkey, camel and straw. Then I added a bright star in the sky, the three wise men and their gifts, and angels singing above the stable. I added Round John, and that was all I could remember to put on. My teacher said I did a very good job but thought I should not have added Round John. Every time I have to explain this I get told I should have left Round John out, but I know he was there from the song that goes: 'Round John Virgen Mother and Child'."

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