How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

I always sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone will break into your house and bring cake.

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@imallears

I always sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone will break into your house and bring cake.

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Let's add a fork. @imallears.

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Ok…two more

Why didn’t the melons get married?
Because they Cantaloupe.

What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?

FL Mary loving the 60s on a cloudy dreary day…so unusual…yesterday was misting and gusting wind…cozy time.

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@imallers Love the cantaloupe joke ,going to use it in our Thanksgiving talent show

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@imallears

Ok…two more

Why didn’t the melons get married?
Because they Cantaloupe.

What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?

FL Mary loving the 60s on a cloudy dreary day…so unusual…yesterday was misting and gusting wind…cozy time.

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@imallears
Very good! Keep them coming.
Jake

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@lioness

@imallers Love the cantaloupe joke ,going to use it in our Thanksgiving talent show

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@lioness
Is the talent show where you live? Do you do anything like a stand up comic routine?

I got one from George Carlin, one of my all time favorites, which I always remembered.

Why do they lock the bathroom doors at gas stations? Are they afraid someone is going to break in and clean them?

Hahahahah FL Mary

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@imallears

@lioness
Is the talent show where you live? Do you do anything like a stand up comic routine?

I got one from George Carlin, one of my all time favorites, which I always remembered.

Why do they lock the bathroom doors at gas stations? Are they afraid someone is going to break in and clean them?

Hahahahah FL Mary

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@imallers Over at my D.I.L parents we are all there for Thanksgiving they have a bigger house then my son does so we always have it over there then when we are all done we have the talent show. Both sisters last year did a song routine, my grandson did a drum solo and his cousin did a keyboard solo the men did different skits or played guitars. Its a lot of fun.

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@lioness, Sounds like a talented family. Enjoy the Holiday. Chris

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@lioness

@imallers Over at my D.I.L parents we are all there for Thanksgiving they have a bigger house then my son does so we always have it over there then when we are all done we have the talent show. Both sisters last year did a song routine, my grandson did a drum solo and his cousin did a keyboard solo the men did different skits or played guitars. Its a lot of fun.

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@lioness

Love it! Too bad I don’t live next to you . I could drop over and we could show them our vaudeville act. I’ll be the ventriloquist straight man and you be the dummy and tell jokes or vice versa.

I got a million of emails

FL Mary

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@imallers well you would be welcomed to come over anytime . Id love it .

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@lioness

@imallers Over at my D.I.L parents we are all there for Thanksgiving they have a bigger house then my son does so we always have it over there then when we are all done we have the talent show. Both sisters last year did a song routine, my grandson did a drum solo and his cousin did a keyboard solo the men did different skits or played guitars. Its a lot of fun.

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I’ll be there!! 🤩Sounds like great family fun 😀

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Hi, struggling a bit here lately.

Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

Why do 7/11s have locks on the doors?

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