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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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gravity3 | @gravity3 | 17 hours ago
In reply to @triciaot "Three guys are stranded on a deserted island when they find a magic lamp buried in..." + (show)
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Three guys are stranded on a deserted island when they find a magic lamp buried in the sand. They rub it, and a genie pops out. The genie says, "I usually grant three wishes, so to be fair, I will grant each of you exactly one wish."
The first guy steps up. "I miss my family so much. I wish I was back home!" Poof, he disappears.
The second guy steps up. "I hate this island. I wish I was sitting on a beach in Hawaii with a cold drink!" Poof, he disappears.
The third guy looks around the empty island, sighs heavily, and says, "Man, it sure got lonely fast. I wish my buddies were back here."

Note: With 556 pages of jokes (congrats y'all) I fear I am repeating earlier posts, or maybe even my own. Mea culpa!

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@triciaot

Something tells me that things are going to get tense on that island!

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zenren14 | @zenren14 | 4 hours ago
In reply to @covidstinks2023 "My husband got his identity stolen. The guy who stole it is spending less money. So,..." + (show)
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My husband got his identity stolen. The guy who stole it is spending less money. So, I'm just gonna let it ride!

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@covidstinks2023

He's gotta ticket to ride & he don't care.

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zenren14 | @zenren14 | 4 hours ago
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@samclembeau
Oh, I thought you meant high DIVER.

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@shmerdloff
Oh, ain't is Lady Go-Diva

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zenren14 | @zenren14 | 4 hours ago
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On one of our trips to Israel, we overnighted in the London area at a small town south of Heathrow. It had a large restaurant with these words around the outside: Dining, Dancing, Cavorting. We didn't go there, but I am still curious about cavorting.

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@rollingf
Try Dilly-Dallying

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zenren14 | @zenren14 | 4 hours ago
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@triciaot

Something tells me that things are going to get tense on that island!

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@gravity3
Where's Gilligan?

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