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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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EllAmster | @ellamster | Oct 20, 2022
In reply to @jakedduck1 "Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks, "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Oct 20, 2022

1️⃣ Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

2️⃣ What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.

3️⃣ The reason some politicians like to stand on their record is to keep voters from examining it.

4️⃣ Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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imallears | @imallears | Oct 20, 2022

@jakedduck1

He’s baaack! Humor much appreciated.

FL Mary

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imallears | @imallears | Oct 20, 2022
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@jakedduck1

Loved the first one and that’s a great blonde joke that’s not a dumb blonde joke….getting sophisticated are we?

FL Mary

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Sue, Volunteer Mentor | @sueinmn | Oct 20, 2022

Today on our walk at the nature center, Mom explained to her Littles "Stay on the path, kids."
Big, "But why?" Mom, "There's poison ivy all over there. It will make you really itchy." Big, "Okay" Little, "Ya Okay." 15 minutes down the trail, boys wandering ahead. ..suddenly Big is yelling "Little is off the path. He's in the Poison Eve!"
Is he confused about his Bible stories?
Sue

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Oct 20, 2022
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@jakedduck1

Loved the first one and that’s a great blonde joke that’s not a dumb blonde joke….getting sophisticated are we?

FL Mary

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@imallears
Yes, just like my taste buds!
Jake

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Oct 23, 2022

I went to an archeological party recently where they were only looking for remains of a lower leg.

It was quite a shindig.

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John, Volunteer Mentor | @johnbishop | Oct 23, 2022

Somewhere out there, a cowboy is missing in action 🤣

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it's only fair, given that you are blind, that
you should know five things:

-- The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
-- The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
-- I'm a 6-foot tall, 175 pound blond woman with a black belt in Karate.
-- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
-- The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously Cowboy...Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."

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imallears | @imallears | Oct 23, 2022
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@johnbishop

Somewhere out there, a cowboy is missing in action 🤣

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it's only fair, given that you are blind, that
you should know five things:

-- The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
-- The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
-- I'm a 6-foot tall, 175 pound blond woman with a black belt in Karate.
-- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
-- The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously Cowboy...Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."

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@johnbishop

Groan…..that blind cowboy’s not so smart…is he.?

FL Mary

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