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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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siackma | @siackma | Sep 15, 2022

Joke... I recently got ketchup in my eye. Now I have Hindsight (Heinz). 🙂

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Sep 15, 2022
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Joke... I recently got ketchup in my eye. Now I have Hindsight (Heinz). 🙂

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😂🤣😂

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kudzu | @kudzu | Sep 18, 2022

Here are two from a friend of mine.
Why are we called patients? Because we need to have a lot.
Why is it called a medical practice?
Because they’re practicing.

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John, Volunteer Mentor | @johnbishop | Sep 18, 2022
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@kudzu

Here are two from a friend of mine.
Why are we called patients? Because we need to have a lot.
Why is it called a medical practice?
Because they’re practicing.

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😂

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Oct 14, 2022

Hey @jakedduck1, haven’t heard from you in a while. This one’s for you…

What happens when a Roomba escapes out the front door?

It slowly dies because Nature abhors a vacuum!

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imallears | @imallears | Oct 14, 2022

@loribmt

Oooo an intellectual joke….love it!

Fl Mary

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hjtkyhl | @hjtkyhl | Oct 15, 2022

Thanks for sharing the ROOMBA funny… really needed that giggle to start my day !…. Thanks….@hjtkyhl

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Oct 19, 2022

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks, "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Oct 19, 2022
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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks, "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

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😱 🐔😂

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