How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@loribmt
Hey lori did you get any right?
Jake

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Hey @jakedduck1 I actually got all but one of them correct!! And if I’d paid more attention I’d probably have chosen a better answer. Ah well. I bet you did really well too because we’re wired that way! ☺️

Riddle me this! Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?
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A shirt!

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@loribmt

Hey @jakedduck1 I actually got all but one of them correct!! And if I’d paid more attention I’d probably have chosen a better answer. Ah well. I bet you did really well too because we’re wired that way! ☺️

Riddle me this! Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?
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@loribmt
“ bet you did really well too because we’re wired that way!”
I don’t remember my exact score, but I think my wiring short circuited. I am afraid you would’ve lost your bet.
Jake

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I got a big laugh out of it and shared it with my lady friends who also enjoyed it, The age didn't bother us as the joke was very funny. When retelling the joke just change the age if you're offended.

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@ellamster
I’m glad you weren’t offended and got a laugh out of it. Like @imallears I didn't notice the change either. I’m not a good proofreader. Did you hear any good jokes lately?
Jake

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Not really, no! I don't know many joke-telling people I must say but I enjoyed a few in this topic so that's a start!

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Steve lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present, and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready, he begins to speak:

"My son, Doug, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses"

"My daughter Kelly, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."

"My son, Kevin, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."

"Cathy, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Steve slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."

The wife replies, "The jerk had a paper route.”

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@loribmt

Steve lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present, and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready, he begins to speak:

"My son, Doug, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses"

"My daughter Kelly, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."

"My son, Kevin, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."

"Cathy, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Steve slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."

The wife replies, "The jerk had a paper route.”

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@loribmt

Great….love to burst out laughing early in the morning.

FL Mary

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@loribmt

Steve lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present, and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready, he begins to speak:

"My son, Doug, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses"

"My daughter Kelly, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."

"My son, Kevin, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."

"Cathy, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Steve slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."

The wife replies, "The jerk had a paper route.”

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Love it! Will tell it at my next dinner meeting

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Okay, here is my first joke. It's not mine; I harvested it from a social medium 😃

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@ellamster

Okay, here is my first joke. It's not mine; I harvested it from a social medium 😃

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As a husband with a wife that loves sugar and baking sweets I got a good laugh from this 😂

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