How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Eight vowels, eleven consonants, an exclamation mark and a comma appeared in court today.
They’re due to be sentenced next week.

😂😂😂

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

😂 How can you tell if it’s a dad joke? It’s apparent.

So you like computers 😂🙃

How easy is it to count in binary? It's as easy as 01 10 11.

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" The waitress leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."

The oldest computer belonged to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple…one byte and everything crashed.

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A friend of mine asked me about the feasibility of using a 40' long shipping container as a swimming pool. Of course, the top would have to be cut off.
I said that would probably not be a good idea.
However, if she would put the shipping container on wheels, attach it to the back of her car using a tow hitch and fill it with water, then she'd be able to use the carpool lane on the highway whenever she wanted!

Office to driver he has pulled over:
“Sir, this is a one way street!”
Driver: “but I was only going one way !”