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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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EllAmster | @ellamster | Aug 15, 2022

Okay, my turn.
This is not a joke though!
Around 2014 or something I had stepped into the garden with someone.
"So, what are you doing, and are you living together, married maybe?" I asked her.
"No, I am single." she answered.
"Oh! I am single too!" I replied enthusiastically.
She stared in massive surprise. "No you're not." she said.
I was perplexed, then realised I was so, so ready to finally end my doomed relationship 😹

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Aug 15, 2022
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@ellamster

Okay, my turn.
This is not a joke though!
Around 2014 or something I had stepped into the garden with someone.
"So, what are you doing, and are you living together, married maybe?" I asked her.
"No, I am single." she answered.
"Oh! I am single too!" I replied enthusiastically.
She stared in massive surprise. "No you're not." she said.
I was perplexed, then realised I was so, so ready to finally end my doomed relationship 😹

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Whoa!!! That was a Freudian slip if ever there was one!! 😅

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EllAmster | @ellamster | Aug 15, 2022
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@loribmt

Whoa!!! That was a Freudian slip if ever there was one!! 😅

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For sure!

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EllAmster | @ellamster | Aug 23, 2022

This is not a joke but a fun thing, I hope it's okay to post it. It is a link to a video I made today, with the cats as the stars proving they can see colour. It's very funny I think! I don't know how to create a link (I am tempted to use HTML code but think this won't work and might mess up this post).
And please mods: if this is not allowed let me know; I have no idea!
https://www.soulfulash.com/cats-lights.php

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EllAmster | @ellamster | Aug 23, 2022
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@ellamster

This is not a joke but a fun thing, I hope it's okay to post it. It is a link to a video I made today, with the cats as the stars proving they can see colour. It's very funny I think! I don't know how to create a link (I am tempted to use HTML code but think this won't work and might mess up this post).
And please mods: if this is not allowed let me know; I have no idea!
https://www.soulfulash.com/cats-lights.php

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Ah! The link is created automatically 😊

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John, Volunteer Mentor | @johnbishop | Aug 23, 2022
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@ellamster

This is not a joke but a fun thing, I hope it's okay to post it. It is a link to a video I made today, with the cats as the stars proving they can see colour. It's very funny I think! I don't know how to create a link (I am tempted to use HTML code but think this won't work and might mess up this post).
And please mods: if this is not allowed let me know; I have no idea!
https://www.soulfulash.com/cats-lights.php

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Cute!
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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Aug 23, 2022
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@ellamster

This is not a joke but a fun thing, I hope it's okay to post it. It is a link to a video I made today, with the cats as the stars proving they can see colour. It's very funny I think! I don't know how to create a link (I am tempted to use HTML code but think this won't work and might mess up this post).
And please mods: if this is not allowed let me know; I have no idea!
https://www.soulfulash.com/cats-lights.php

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That’s so cute! Didn’t take them long to figure out the red light! 😅

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EllAmster | @ellamster | Aug 23, 2022
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Cute!

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Thanks John!
Yours is pretty cute too, and very impressed I can tell 😀

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EllAmster | @ellamster | Aug 23, 2022
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@loribmt

That’s so cute! Didn’t take them long to figure out the red light! 😅

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Thank you Lori!
No it actually went pretty fast. I started doing this with my first cat and then tried with the kittens. They are pretty quick. The blue light threw them off the path though, they could not believe their eyes as you can tell 😹

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Sep 4, 2022

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter.

10 men and 1 woman. The rope wasn’t strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one of them had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren’t able to choose that person until a woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she’d voluntarily let go of the rope because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping…

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