How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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lioness | @lioness | Oct 25, 2019

@jakedduck1 LOL That was a good one

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Oct 25, 2019

A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked Jack to hand over the jewelry and money. Jack started sobbing and said, 'You can take anything you want. You can kill me also. But please untie the rope and free her.’ Thief: 'You must really love your wife!’ Man: 'Not particularly but she will be home soon.'

imallears | @imallears | Oct 25, 2019

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@jakeduck
Chuckle time...I need a Guffaw joke.

FL Mary

BTW..Would you like me to send some frozen octopus to CA for your potluck? You can grill...will include instructions.

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Oct 25, 2019

A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts, ”Did you find the shampoo?” he answers ”Yes but I’m not sure what to do....its for dry hair and I just wet mine.”

imallears | @imallears | Oct 25, 2019

In reply to @jakedduck1 "A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts, ”Did you find the shampoo?”..." + (show)

@jakeduck
It’s okay...still not a guffaw....you can do better.....

Have a good evening FL Mary

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Oct 25, 2019

HUSBAND VS WIFE
WIFE - Shall we try different positions tonight?
HUSBAND - Excellent idea
WIFE - Ok, you stand at the sink and wash dishes
I’ll be on the sofa watching TV.

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Oct 25, 2019

@imallears
Yeah yeah I know, but I never claimed to be Bob Hope.
Jake

imallears | @imallears | Oct 26, 2019

In reply to @jakedduck1 "@imallears Yeah yeah I know, but I never claimed to be Bob Hope. Jake" + (show)

@jakeduck
You’re funnier.

FL Mary

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Oct 26, 2019

In reply to @imallears "@jakeduck It’s okay...still not a guffaw....you can do better..... Have a good evening FL Mary" + (show)

@imallears
Well I have something, don’t really think it’s a joke exactly but I thought it was funny (actually it was quite accurate) but when I posted it I got a dressing down and it was removed.
I’ll try and find something gut wrenching hilarious to knock you off your chair.
Jake

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Oct 26, 2019

In reply to @imallears "@jakeduck It’s okay...still not a guffaw....you can do better..... Have a good evening FL Mary" + (show)

@imallears
“Guffaw?” jeez, what’s with the high toned vocabulary? Don’t forget my intelligence ranks up there with my taste buds, remember? Uneducated & unsophisticated. Keep in mind the initial KISS!!!
Jake