How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jun 10, 2019

In reply to @gingerw "@jakedduck1 Good thing I was sitting alone in my car when I read these! Ginger" + (show)

@gingerw
Hey Ginger,
Watta you think about the steak in the toaster. It should work, right?
Might smoke a bit but could put it in the backyard. Problem solved!
Jake

Ginger, Volunteer Mentor | @gingerw | Jun 10, 2019

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@jakedduck1 I dunno. I rarely eat red meat. My husband likes to BBQ. Methinks the grease dripping down would really mess it up.
Ginger

lioness | @lioness | Jun 10, 2019

@gingerw My thoughts exactly.

Teresa, Volunteer Mentor | @hopeful33250 | Jun 11, 2019

@jakedduck1
If I were you I would put the idea of "steak in a toaster" on hold for a while. There must be a safer way, but thanks for the smile.

2011panc | @2011panc | Jun 11, 2019

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@jakedduck1 I would like to weigh in on steak in a toaster. Ya'll just haven't got the right tool in mind; uppity folks call it a George Foreman Grill. P.S. my son's favorite kitchen tool!

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jun 11, 2019

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@hopeful33250
So I’m getting the impression you kids don’t think my toaster steak is a good idea. I am seriously considering getting a cheapie toaster to test out the idea. Put it in the yard in case it blows up or catches on fire. Seems like such a good idea. Wish I liked steak tartare. Life would be so much simpler.
Jake

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jun 11, 2019

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@2011panc
If I get a George Foreman Grill it will be one more kitchen gadget I won’t use. I had a cook for two months but she left. Guess it’s time to man up and cook but a lot less painful to grovel and act pathetic, maybe someone will toss me a bone.
Jake

Ginger, Volunteer Mentor | @gingerw | Jun 11, 2019

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@jakedduck1 Um, when you have the fire dept respond, make sure you leave us out of the conversation. Don't think any of us will back you up.
Ginger

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jun 12, 2019

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My friend stopped by and brought my Mom and I lunch and dinner and a bunch of cookies, white chocolate macadamia nut and snicker doodles & chocolate chip, yummy, yummy & yummy! Mums the word, Don’t tell my doc or nutritionist.
Jake

imallears | @imallears | Jun 13, 2019

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@jakeduck
Hi,
I was intrigued by the toaster steak so I went online and whaddaya know! There are YouTube videos showing you how to do just that. Also ironing your steak and wrapping it and cooking it in a dishwasher lol. I would try it...cheap toaster outside.....It won’t pop up because it will be too heavy so be careful taking it out of the toaster and don’t touch metal prongs to the inside. You’ll have to do it a few times until you get the right doneness. Maybe you could find a toaster that has the wider opening for bagels, otherwise a thin cut will have to do. Don’t know how you would clean the toaster so I imagine after a while the grease buildup would start a fire.

Sounds safer than frying a whole turkey in oil. We did that once on vacation....delicious .

Regards to the Toaster King from FL Mary