How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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When a man say he will do something, he’ll do it and there’s no need to remind him every 6 months
Jake

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@jakedduck1 True Jake but a lot of men don't have anything between there ears to remember

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@imallears
“What did God say after He created man?
“I can do so much better.””
Maybe so, but when? !!!
Jake

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I think God is still in the rough draft stage with men.

FL Mary

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I think God is still in the rough draft stage with men.

FL Mary

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@imallears
Even though I'm a ”rough draft” I could drag this on & on, but before I end up being banished to the torture chamber of horrors
I think it best to say
touché
Jake

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I went to a really emotional wedding the other day
Even the cake was in tiers.

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@jakedduck1 LOL That was a good one

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A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked Jack to hand over the jewelry and money. Jack started sobbing and said, 'You can take anything you want. You can kill me also. But please untie the rope and free her.’ Thief: 'You must really love your wife!’ Man: 'Not particularly but she will be home soon.'

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I went to a really emotional wedding the other day
Even the cake was in tiers.

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@jakeduck
Chuckle time…I need a Guffaw joke.

FL Mary

BTW..Would you like me to send some frozen octopus to CA for your potluck? You can grill…will include instructions.

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A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts, ”Did you find the shampoo?” he answers ”Yes but I’m not sure what to do….its for dry hair and I just wet mine.”

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A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts, ”Did you find the shampoo?” he answers ”Yes but I’m not sure what to do….its for dry hair and I just wet mine.”

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@jakeduck
It’s okay…still not a guffaw….you can do better…..

Have a good evening FL Mary

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HUSBAND VS WIFE
WIFE – Shall we try different positions tonight?
HUSBAND – Excellent idea
WIFE – Ok, you stand at the sink and wash dishes
I’ll be on the sofa watching TV.

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@imallears
Yeah yeah I know, but I never claimed to be Bob Hope.
Jake

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Yeah yeah I know, but I never claimed to be Bob Hope.
Jake

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@jakeduck
You’re funnier.

FL Mary

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@jakeduck
It’s okay…still not a guffaw….you can do better…..

Have a good evening FL Mary

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@imallears
Well I have something, don’t really think it’s a joke exactly but I thought it was funny (actually it was quite accurate) but when I posted it I got a dressing down and it was removed.
I’ll try and find something gut wrenching hilarious to knock you off your chair.
Jake

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@jakeduck
It’s okay…still not a guffaw….you can do better…..

Have a good evening FL Mary

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@imallears
“Guffaw?” jeez, what’s with the high toned vocabulary? Don’t forget my intelligence ranks up there with my taste buds, remember? Uneducated & unsophisticated. Keep in mind the initial KISS!!!
Jake

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@jakeduck
Chuckle time…I need a Guffaw joke.

FL Mary

BTW..Would you like me to send some frozen octopus to CA for your potluck? You can grill…will include instructions.

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@imallears
Well as lickerous as it may be and indeed a generous offer I am trying to improve my unsophisticated and uneducated taste buds and I don’t think that can be accomplished with frozen seafood. Therefore, for the sake of my taste buds, I must decline your generous offer. Although you will be missed, your octopus wont. Best keep it at home for hard times, Although personally I can’t imagine times ever getting hard enough to chomp down on an octopus.
Jake

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