How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

Note to self: Do not purchase rocking recliners when you have motion sickness.

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An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!”

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the lion is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious lion! I wonder, if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this, the young lion halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

"Whew!," says the lion, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!”

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the lion. So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the lion, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the lion.

The young lion is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!”

Now, the old Doberman sees the lion coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says……..

"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another lion!”

Moral of this story…

Don't mess with the old dogs… Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!

Bull and brilliance only come with age and experience.

Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just 'youthfully challenged’.

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Colleen to Jake 🤐🤭

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After returning from her doctor appointment her husband asked her if he discovered anything new? She told her husband that the doctor said her breasts were youthful and beautiful. Her husband asked “ And what did he say about your old fat ass? “ The wife replied: “ Your name never came up “

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@stuckonu
Another burst out laughing one!
FL Mary

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@stuckonu

After returning from her doctor appointment her husband asked her if he discovered anything new? She told her husband that the doctor said her breasts were youthful and beautiful. Her husband asked “ And what did he say about your old fat ass? “ The wife replied: “ Your name never came up “

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@stuckonu
I liked that, got any more to keep us laughing?
Jake

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@jakedduck1

@stuckonu
I liked that, got any more to keep us laughing?
Jake

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This is not a joke but it is funny: a mental health social worker thinks that I have a unique sense of humor so to my complaints of not having many friends especially with the sudden unexpected lose of 4 within one year he suggested that I take this 4 session standup comedy class. So this month I’m going to do it. Meanwhile I have a few funny ones that can be told here without upsetting the sensibilities of a few who are easily offended. I actually worried that the last joke was on the edge of acceptable. But it still makes me laugh. I love quick Witt Did you read the one I posted in another post about “ You are what you eat”?

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When a man say he will do something, he’ll do it and there’s no need to remind him every 6 months
Jake

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Before you ladies call someone ugly,
Remember 95% of yours can be wiped off
with 1 wet wipe.
Jake

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@jakedduck1

Before you ladies call someone ugly,
Remember 95% of yours can be wiped off
with 1 wet wipe.
Jake

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@jakeduck1

Ooohhhh low blow there Leonard.🤔

FL Mary

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@imallears

@jakeduck1

Ooohhhh low blow there Leonard.🤔

FL Mary

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@imallears
Well I didn’t mean you.
You have natural beauty? Right?
Jake

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@jakedduck1

When a man say he will do something, he’ll do it and there’s no need to remind him every 6 months
Jake

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@jakedduck1 Gosh, did my husband ask you to post this??
Ginger

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@jakedduck1

@imallears
Well I didn’t mean you.
You have natural beauty? Right?
Jake

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@jakeduck1

Not sure if you are forgiven but you are not banished to the kitchen.
What did God say after He created man?
“I can do so much better.”

hahahaFL Mary

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@gingerw

@jakedduck1 Gosh, did my husband ask you to post this??
Ginger

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@gingerw
I plead the fifth!
Jake

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@imallears

@jakeduck1

Not sure if you are forgiven but you are not banished to the kitchen.
What did God say after He created man?
“I can do so much better.”

hahahaFL Mary

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@imallears
“What did God say after He created man?
“I can do so much better.””
Maybe so, but when? !!!
Jake

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