How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

Im sorry, I’m on a roll…..

An sweet old lady people call Granny brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.

First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please Granny don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".

The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."

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@ihtak46

Im sorry, I’m on a roll…..

An sweet old lady people call Granny brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.

First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please Granny don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".

The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."

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@ihtak46
Oh yuck, 😝 lol
Roll on Katie
Jake

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@ihtak46

Im sorry, I’m on a roll…..

An sweet old lady people call Granny brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.

First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please Granny don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".

The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."

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@ihtak46
I second the yuck lol

FL Mary

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Hi all.

Next true funny story about my Dad. In the 80s he went to visit his sister in Coral Gables . After his flight from NY, he grabbed his suitcase (off the carousel I guess) and was picked up and driven to my aunts house. Unbeknownst to him, the Feds were staking out the airport to see who was picking up a particular suitcase. You guessed it. They followed my dad to his sister’s and, after he went inside, there were floodlights all around the house and armed agents pointing guns at the house with orders to come out. Out they came. To make a long story short, Dad had grabbed the wrong suitcase and didn’t realize that until the agents entered the house. Not sure what ensued after that but they all drove back to the airport with the luggage.
My Dad didn’t fit the description of the man they were on the lookout for but he did pick up the suitcase they had their eye on. I guess , after some ID verification, and the fact that my Dad always looks so innocent, they let him and my aunt go. He never did find out what was in the suitcase, but I am guessing it was drugs.

Oh yes, I have often thought about writing a book because I was personally involved in many of these escapades growing up. And yet, I turned out to be the sweet young thing that I am. More true tales on the horizon.

Regards from FL Mary

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A JOKE:
Its cute!

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@ihtak46

A JOKE:
Its cute!

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@ihtak46
Yep, that was cute. Hopefully all the blondes have a good sense of humor.
On the Epilepsy forum I was on we a joke thread and a lot of Epilepsy and seizure jokes. We all thought the jokes were funny. We need to be able to laugh at ourselves. If it bothers anyone change the wording to an old bald Epileptic (Me)
Jake

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@ihtak46

A JOKE:
Its cute!

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Its OK, Im blonde, too so I hope you blondes out there take no offense.

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Enjoy….Im blonde, too so you blondes please dont take offense.

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Joke from ihtak46 ( Kathi)
ENJOY
Im blonde too so dont worry!

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Joke time by KATHI

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A joke for you….

A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a customer who’s lying on the floor, “Have you seen me rob this bank?”

“Yes, sir,” says the customer and gets promptly shot.

“Have you seen me rob this bank?” the robber asks another customer.

“Absolutely not, sir, but my wife here saw everything!”

Liked by Leonard, imallears

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@ihtak46

A joke for you….

A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a customer who’s lying on the floor, “Have you seen me rob this bank?”

“Yes, sir,” says the customer and gets promptly shot.

“Have you seen me rob this bank?” the robber asks another customer.

“Absolutely not, sir, but my wife here saw everything!”

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@ihtak46
Omg he should have asked the wife first lol!

FL Mary

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@ihtak46

A joke for you….

A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a customer who’s lying on the floor, “Have you seen me rob this bank?”

“Yes, sir,” says the customer and gets promptly shot.

“Have you seen me rob this bank?” the robber asks another customer.

“Absolutely not, sir, but my wife here saw everything!”

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@ihtak46
That was funny.. Thank you for contributing. Looking forward to more!!!
Jake

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Patty says to Mick, how did you get on at the faith healing group last night? Mick said, he was absolutely awful. Even the feller in the wheelchair got up and walked out.

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I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes and thought WOW, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized….. I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes.

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