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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jun 13, 2019
In reply to @imallears "@jakeduck Hi, I was intrigued by the toaster steak so I went online and whaddaya know!..." + (show)
@imallears

@jakeduck
Hi,
I was intrigued by the toaster steak so I went online and whaddaya know! There are YouTube videos showing you how to do just that. Also ironing your steak and wrapping it and cooking it in a dishwasher lol. I would try it...cheap toaster outside.....It won’t pop up because it will be too heavy so be careful taking it out of the toaster and don’t touch metal prongs to the inside. You’ll have to do it a few times until you get the right doneness. Maybe you could find a toaster that has the wider opening for bagels, otherwise a thin cut will have to do. Don’t know how you would clean the toaster so I imagine after a while the grease buildup would start a fire.

Sounds safer than frying a whole turkey in oil. We did that once on vacation....delicious .

Regards to the Toaster King from FL Mary

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@imallears
I like your username Mary. Very creative.
I knew the toaster steak was a good idea. I’m gonna check out those videos. I guess everything imaginable is on YouTube but I never think to go there. I thought it sounded like a good idea.
Off to YouTube I go for some inspiration.
Agatha Christie said “I don't think necessity is the mother of invention. Invention . . . arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble. That’s my goal in the kitchen.
The guy who first invented the computer said he was to lazy to do the calculations so he invented the computer.
Jake

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Rosemary, Volunteer Mentor | @rosemarya | Jun 18, 2019

Last fall, I saw this message on a sign while passing thru Durango CO while on vacation.

I have a horse,
His name is Mayo.
Mayo "Neighs".

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imallears | @imallears | Jun 18, 2019
In reply to @rosemarya "Last fall, I saw this message on a sign while passing thru Durango CO while on..." + (show)
@rosemarya

Last fall, I saw this message on a sign while passing thru Durango CO while on vacation.

I have a horse,
His name is Mayo.
Mayo "Neighs".

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@rosemarya

That’s great and it will put a smile on the face of everyone who sees it. I use to pass a chiropractors office on the way to work and he had a marquee with a funny quote or comment related to chiropractors, bone, pain etc. There were days I burst out laughing and tried to remember it so I could pass it on. Wouldn’t it be great if more businesses did that.? Passing along those endorphins .

Regards from FL Mary

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lioness | @lioness | Jun 18, 2019
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@rosemarya

Last fall, I saw this message on a sign while passing thru Durango CO while on vacation.

I have a horse,
His name is Mayo.
Mayo "Neighs".

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@lioness Heres a joke I just heard. Want to hear a good joke about Pizza Never mind its to cheesy hahaha

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imallears | @imallears | Jun 18, 2019
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@lioness

@lioness Heres a joke I just heard. Want to hear a good joke about Pizza Never mind its to cheesy hahaha

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@lioness
Now all You comedians are coming out of the woodwork...hahaha...love Fitness Protection Program......gonna find a way to work it in at one of my gym classes

Fl Mary

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jun 18, 2019
In reply to @rosemarya "Last fall, I saw this message on a sign while passing thru Durango CO while on..." + (show)
@rosemarya

Last fall, I saw this message on a sign while passing thru Durango CO while on vacation.

I have a horse,
His name is Mayo.
Mayo "Neighs".

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@rosemarya
Hahaha
It took me awhile to get it but I finally did.
Everyone use to make fun of me because I I always said “I don’t get it.” They said we can’t post jokes above 4th grade level or Jake wouldn’t understand it. They were usually
right, lol. Oh well, if you can’t laugh at yourself who can you laugh at. So keep them simple kids!!!
Jake

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2011panc | @2011panc | Jun 18, 2019

Sign on a butcher shop in Fort Smith, Alberta: "We Bare Bears!"

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