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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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lioness | @lioness | May 13, 2019
In reply to @jakedduck1 "Linda Linda Linda, you are definitely a feminist. Now be honest, are you sure devious and..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

Linda Linda Linda, you are definitely a feminist. Now be honest, are you sure devious and vindictive don’t come to mind.
Jake

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@jakedduck1 Haha only when I'm in a ornery mood lol

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marvinjsturing | @marvinjsturing | May 14, 2019
In reply to @jakedduck1 "A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem,..." + (show)
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A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer : Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer : Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer : I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer : Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer : Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer : You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer2 : Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

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This woman sure was devious!

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | May 14, 2019
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@marvinjsturing

This woman sure was devious!

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Thank you for admitting that. I hope it wasn’t too painful😇🤓🤪🤩
Jake

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lioness | @lioness | May 14, 2019
In reply to @jakedduck1 "Thank you for admitting that. I hope it wasn’t too painful😇🤓🤪🤩 Jake" + (show)
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Thank you for admitting that. I hope it wasn’t too painful😇🤓🤪🤩
Jake

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Jakeduckl

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lioness | @lioness | May 14, 2019

@jakedduck1 Libra,s are balanced and can be sneaky so watch your back haha

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | May 14, 2019
In reply to @lioness "@jakedduck1 Libra,s are balanced and can be sneaky so watch your back haha" + (show)
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@jakedduck1 Libra,s are balanced and can be sneaky so watch your back haha

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@lioness
I always keep my eyes on you. A guy doesn’t stand a chance with you feminists.
Jake

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | May 14, 2019

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Been to the beach yet Linda, making all the guys swoon?
Jake

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lioness | @lioness | May 15, 2019
In reply to @jakedduck1 "When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Been to the beach yet Linda, making all the guys swoon?
Jake

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@jakedduck1 No that's not me you must have gotten me mixed up with another Linda 😎🤗🤗

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | May 15, 2019
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@lioness

@jakedduck1 No that's not me you must have gotten me mixed up with another Linda 😎🤗🤗

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@lioness
I’m so disappointed, 😥
Jake

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