How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

To put another smile on your face, look at this

Posted by Gramma's Funnies on Saturday, June 15, 2019

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@rosemarya

Last fall, I saw this message on a sign while passing thru Durango CO while on vacation.

I have a horse,
His name is Mayo.
Mayo "Neighs".

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@lioness Heres a joke I just heard. Want to hear a good joke about Pizza Never mind its to cheesy hahaha

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@lioness

@lioness Heres a joke I just heard. Want to hear a good joke about Pizza Never mind its to cheesy hahaha

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@lioness
Now all You comedians are coming out of the woodwork…hahaha…love Fitness Protection Program……gonna find a way to work it in at one of my gym classes

Fl Mary

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One more smile for the day. This one we can all relate to,

A musical smile for Sunday…..thanks to Floating Down the River on the Ohio for sharing…..

Posted by The Student Music Organizer on Sunday, June 16, 2019

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@rosemarya

Last fall, I saw this message on a sign while passing thru Durango CO while on vacation.

I have a horse,
His name is Mayo.
Mayo "Neighs".

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@rosemarya
Hahaha
It took me awhile to get it but I finally did.
Everyone use to make fun of me because I I always said “I don’t get it.” They said we can’t post jokes above 4th grade level or Jake wouldn’t understand it. They were usually
right, lol. Oh well, if you can’t laugh at yourself who can you laugh at. So keep them simple kids!!!
Jake

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It's fun to tell jokes to a blonde. They laugh three times: once when you tell it, once when you explain it and once when they get it.

That's also why you never tell a joke to a blonde on Saturday night. They'll start laughing in church on Sunday morning.

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Sign on a butcher shop in Fort Smith, Alberta: "We Bare Bears!"

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@hopeful33250

One more smile for the day. This one we can all relate to,

A musical smile for Sunday…..thanks to Floating Down the River on the Ohio for sharing…..

Posted by The Student Music Organizer on Sunday, June 16, 2019

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@hopeful33250 Groan… I think we've all been there.
JK

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Many years ago, I was a teacher. One of the classes I taught was Ancient History. I find history fascinating. History explains so much of our lives today. For example, at one time every town had its own king. Wars between towns was very common. As time passed, some kings conquered more and more towns and their kingdoms grew larger and larger. It would get to a point that a kingdom would become too large for a king to rule effectively. So the kings would divide their kingdoms into counties and place a count in charge of each county. The counts would collect the taxes from the people and bring the money to the king and basically govern that part of the kingdom under the authority of the king. This is why many of our states are divided in counties today.

A story is told of one count who collected money from the people of his county, but instead of bringing the money to the king, he hid it, intending to keep it for himself. When the king noticed that no tax money was coming from that one county, he had the count arrested and brought to his castle. He demanded that the count surrender the money, but the count refused. The kings in those days were both jury and judge. The king called for the executioner to come. The count's neck was placed on the chopping block and the executioner raised his axe. The king gave the count one more opportunity tell where the money was hidden. The count refused to answer. The king gave the order and as the axe came down, the count shouted, "No! Wait! I'll…" But it was too late. The count was dead.

And what can we learn from this story?

Don't hatchet your counts before they chicken.

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A woman tells her husband that she wanted him to take her to a restaurant where you can watch them prepare your meal. So he took her to Subway. The fight continues.

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@hopeful33250

A woman tells her husband that she wanted him to take her to a restaurant where you can watch them prepare your meal. So he took her to Subway. The fight continues.

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@hopeful33250 ROFL I'm keeping that one

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@lioness

@hopeful33250 ROFL I'm keeping that one

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@lioness
@hopeful33250
What’s a man to do? Give a woman what she asks for and she still gets mad.
Jake

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@jakedduck1

@lioness
@hopeful33250
What’s a man to do? Give a woman what she asks for and she still gets mad.
Jake

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@jakedduck1 Did you ever hear of a woman's scorn ,depends on what you said before you tried to please her

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TWO NERDS ON A TANDEM

Two nerds are riding along on a tandem bicycle when, suddenly, the one on the front slams on the brakes, gets off, and starts letting air out of the tires.

The one on the back says: "HEY! What are you doing that for?!"

The first nerd says, "My seat was too high and was hurting my butt. I wanted to lower it a bit."

So the one in the back has had enough. He jumps off, loosens his own seat and spins it round to face the other direction.

Now it's the first guy's turn to wonder what's going on. "What are you doing?" he asks his friend.

"Look, mate," says the rider in the back, "if you're going to do stupid stuff like that, I'm going home.

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