How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

Ok…two more

Why didn’t the melons get married?
Because they Cantaloupe.

What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?

FL Mary loving the 60s on a cloudy dreary day…so unusual…yesterday was misting and gusting wind…cozy time.

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@imallers Love the cantaloupe joke ,going to use it in our Thanksgiving talent show

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@imallears

Ok…two more

Why didn’t the melons get married?
Because they Cantaloupe.

What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?

FL Mary loving the 60s on a cloudy dreary day…so unusual…yesterday was misting and gusting wind…cozy time.

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@imallears
Very good! Keep them coming.
Jake

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@lioness

@imallers Love the cantaloupe joke ,going to use it in our Thanksgiving talent show

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@lioness
Is the talent show where you live? Do you do anything like a stand up comic routine?

I got one from George Carlin, one of my all time favorites, which I always remembered.

Why do they lock the bathroom doors at gas stations? Are they afraid someone is going to break in and clean them?

Hahahahah FL Mary

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@imallears

@lioness
Is the talent show where you live? Do you do anything like a stand up comic routine?

I got one from George Carlin, one of my all time favorites, which I always remembered.

Why do they lock the bathroom doors at gas stations? Are they afraid someone is going to break in and clean them?

Hahahahah FL Mary

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@imallers Over at my D.I.L parents we are all there for Thanksgiving they have a bigger house then my son does so we always have it over there then when we are all done we have the talent show. Both sisters last year did a song routine, my grandson did a drum solo and his cousin did a keyboard solo the men did different skits or played guitars. Its a lot of fun.

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@lioness, Sounds like a talented family. Enjoy the Holiday. Chris

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@lioness

@imallers Over at my D.I.L parents we are all there for Thanksgiving they have a bigger house then my son does so we always have it over there then when we are all done we have the talent show. Both sisters last year did a song routine, my grandson did a drum solo and his cousin did a keyboard solo the men did different skits or played guitars. Its a lot of fun.

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@lioness

Love it! Too bad I don’t live next to you . I could drop over and we could show them our vaudeville act. I’ll be the ventriloquist straight man and you be the dummy and tell jokes or vice versa.

I got a million of emails

FL Mary

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@imallers well you would be welcomed to come over anytime . Id love it .

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@lioness

@imallers Over at my D.I.L parents we are all there for Thanksgiving they have a bigger house then my son does so we always have it over there then when we are all done we have the talent show. Both sisters last year did a song routine, my grandson did a drum solo and his cousin did a keyboard solo the men did different skits or played guitars. Its a lot of fun.

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I’ll be there!! 🤩Sounds like great family fun 😀

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Hi, struggling a bit here lately.

Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

Why do 7/11s have locks on the doors?

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@ 2011panc

Hawaii interstate joke is funny…sounds like a George Carlin’s kind of thing. But seriously, roads are designated as interstate because they receive federal funding…..at least I think that is correct.

The 7/11 joke I didn’t get…..what am I missing. What I really want to know is why it’s still called 7/11 if it’s open 24/7. Someone from another country might think they open at 7 and close at 11. If I’m home at night I lock my door even though I’m there. I don’t know what I’m talking about right now lol.

FL Mary

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@imallears

Ok…two more

Why didn’t the melons get married?
Because they Cantaloupe.

What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?

FL Mary loving the 60s on a cloudy dreary day…so unusual…yesterday was misting and gusting wind…cozy time.

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I am a member of the DNA – National Dyslexic Association

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@2011panc

Hi, struggling a bit here lately.

Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

Why do 7/11s have locks on the doors?

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@2011panc I don't think 7/11 is open 24/7. LL Bean in Maine is though — 24/7, 365 days a year, and there are no locks on their doors, unless they have changed their hours.
JK

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@imallears

@ 2011panc

Hawaii interstate joke is funny…sounds like a George Carlin’s kind of thing. But seriously, roads are designated as interstate because they receive federal funding…..at least I think that is correct.

The 7/11 joke I didn’t get…..what am I missing. What I really want to know is why it’s still called 7/11 if it’s open 24/7. Someone from another country might think they open at 7 and close at 11. If I’m home at night I lock my door even though I’m there. I don’t know what I’m talking about right now lol.

FL Mary

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@imallears
“I don’t know what I’m talking about right now lol.” What, like that’s some sort of revelation. We’ve always known that.
So you don’t get it, sounds like we have to keep the the jokes at the 4th grade level for you too.
Good idea to keep your doors locked in the day too.
I was resting on the couch when a man walked in and stood over me. I thought my time had come but he walked back out without saying a word.
Jake

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@jakedduck1

@imallears
“I don’t know what I’m talking about right now lol.” What, like that’s some sort of revelation. We’ve always known that.
So you don’t get it, sounds like we have to keep the the jokes at the 4th grade level for you too.
Good idea to keep your doors locked in the day too.
I was resting on the couch when a man walked in and stood over me. I thought my time had come but he walked back out without saying a word.
Jake

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@jakedduck1 We always keep our doors locked, and we live in a very safe community but one never knows. My mother-in-law lived in a senior apartment building in MA and the residents were very friendly with each other and would visit back and forth so they left their doors unlocked. My mother-in-law had glaucoma so her vision was not great. She looked up and saw a man in her apartment! He immediately scooted out the door but after he left she discovered that her purse had been stolen. That left her very rattled as it would me also.
JK

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