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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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pkh3381 | @pkh3381 | Dec 8, 2023
In reply to @kamama94 "Updating my friends here, hope someone can tell Ginger and Rosemary A if they don't see..." + (show)
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Updating my friends here, hope someone can tell Ginger and Rosemary A if they don't see it here. And my apologies for inserting something here that isn't the least bit funny but I can use your support. Just got home last night after 8 days in a medical center in a nearby town following a freak accident where a supposedly working automatic door closed on me in my wheelchair, hit the controller arm and pressed the accelerator toggle on the chair to send the power chair flying across the sidewalk (with me in it) and slammed me into a metal post. For the sake of preventing anyone from being queasy, let me just say that as a retired nurse the injury to my leg would make you sick to look at it - quite an avulsion, took away skin and adipose tissue and muscle clear to the bone. Property owner's insurance company has offered an insulting settlement, especially since I will need weeks of wound care and eventually surgery or surgeries. Meanwhile I cannot pay for my medical care and am struggling to survive at home because I cannot go to a nursing home. So am asking for good vibes. Thanks.

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To kamama94, OMG, I am so sorry for your traumatic experience! I have conjured up all the good vibes I can master, send them to you, and will continue to do so.
❤️P

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captboat | @captboat | Dec 8, 2023
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Thank you

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We are praying also🙏🏾

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Dec 8, 2023
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a grasshopper goes into a bar and orders a martini.
bartender: you know we have a drink named after you.
grasshopper: really? you have a drink named Abner?

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I can't believe how long it took me to get this!

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Dec 8, 2023

Have you ever had of of those days when the only thing that went off the way you planned was the alarm clock?

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sheilawhitern | @sheilawhitern | Dec 10, 2023
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Thank you

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Praying for you!

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Dec 10, 2023

“Orion’s belt is a big waist of space.”

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Dec 10, 2023
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“Orion’s belt is a big waist of space.”

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars

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On the contrary, there aren't enough puns about asterisms.

I for one would never take them Siriusly.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 11, 2023
In reply to @loribmt "“Orion’s belt is a big waist of space.” Terrible joke. Only 3 stars" + (show)
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“Orion’s belt is a big waist of space.”

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars

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This joke's a Kuiper!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 11, 2023
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Have you ever had of of those days when the only thing that went off the way you planned was the alarm clock?

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I went off my rocker years ago.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 11, 2023
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On the contrary, there aren't enough puns about asterisms.

I for one would never take them Siriusly.

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Please don't use a word like asterism. It's way too nebulous.

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