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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 26, 2023
In reply to @kamama94 "If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow" + (show)
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If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow

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Walleye think besting your little fish story is a tuffy roe to hoe, don't go getting a fathead from it. It's of an entirely different stripe from my favorite bass jokes, which don't just come down the pike every day.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 26, 2023
In reply to @frances007 "She is still here, in spirit. My God she hated that Christmas jacket!" + (show)
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She is still here, in spirit. My God she hated that Christmas jacket!

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What a cutie!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 26, 2023
In reply to @frances007 "I'm a rebel without a Claus." + (show)
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I'm a rebel without a Claus.

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The elves invited Santa to their office Christmas party, but he was a no-show.

So, it was a revel without a Claus.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 26, 2023
In reply to @scottrl "It was Pushkin. He often worked with his cousin, Pullkin. Too often, their efforts cancelled out." + (show)
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It was Pushkin. He often worked with his cousin, Pullkin.

Too often, their efforts cancelled out.

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Which resulted in nyet gain.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Dec 27, 2023

No matter how badly U spell Bendict Cucumberpatch, U still know who it is.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 28, 2023
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "No matter how badly U spell Bendict Cucumberpatch, U still know who it is." + (show)
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No matter how badly U spell Bendict Cucumberpatch, U still know who it is.

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I just call him "Eggs".

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 29, 2023
In reply to @scottrl "It was Pushkin. He often worked with his cousin, Pullkin. Too often, their efforts cancelled out." + (show)
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It was Pushkin. He often worked with his cousin, Pullkin.

Too often, their efforts cancelled out.

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I wonder if they've ever eaten In-N-Out Burgers while watching, "Up The Down Staircase", together.

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samclembeau | @samclembeau | Dec 29, 2023

why did the baker become a thief

because he kneeded the dough

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 30, 2023
In reply to @samclembeau "why did the baker become a thief because he kneeded the dough" + (show)
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why did the baker become a thief

because he kneeded the dough

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The butcher became a crime boss and led his mignons down a dark path.

The candlestick maker's life of crime was quickly snuffed out by John Wick.

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samclembeau | @samclembeau | Dec 30, 2023

your nose can't be 12" long or it would be a foot

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