How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Well, Frances, you flatter me!

Perhaps you can begin your "stalking" by watching my YouTube channel about my stroke recovery. (I have an episode about humor.) I'd be very interested in any comments you may have. And of course, feel free to subscribe and share with others -- I need the encouragement (and that's no joke).

A man drove around and around the parking lot. He said, "God, if you will open a parking spot, I will stop drinking alcohol, I will attend church weekly and I will tithe." Just then, a car ahead of him pulled out! He said, "Oh! Never mind."

in reply to@scottrl You better believe it! This is just what I need this morning after trying to communicate with someone on the phone who I ended up screaming at because I could not understand her accent. I finally told her that the best way to say numbers to a hearing impaired person is as follows" 24 56 67 etc., as opposed to 245667. I apologized to her, and while I could have asked for someone else who could speak English, I refrained. I have just about reached my "tipping point" for the day, and it is only 1110.

Mine goes like this:

"Mother Cabrini
Don't be a meanie.
Find me a spot
For my little machiney!"

Works every time! 😉

Updating my friends here, hope someone can tell Ginger and Rosemary A if they don't see it here. And my apologies for inserting something here that isn't the least bit funny but I can use your support. Just got home last night after 8 days in a medical center in a nearby town following a freak accident where a supposedly working automatic door closed on me in my wheelchair, hit the controller arm and pressed the accelerator toggle on the chair to send the power chair flying across the sidewalk (with me in it) and slammed me into a metal post. For the sake of preventing anyone from being queasy, let me just say that as a retired nurse the injury to my leg would make you sick to look at it - quite an avulsion, took away skin and adipose tissue and muscle clear to the bone. Property owner's insurance company has offered an insulting settlement, especially since I will need weeks of wound care and eventually surgery or surgeries. Meanwhile I cannot pay for my medical care and am struggling to survive at home because I cannot go to a nursing home. So am asking for good vibes. Thanks.

To kamama94, How are you doing? You have been on my mind. Still sending you good vibes and hoping you have found some kind of help. You are in my heart and thoughts.
❤️P