How about a laugh, (hopefully)

@jakedduck1 Hey Leonard, well I’m late but this joke was great! It made me laugh which is something that is hard to do right now!!! Are you as hilarious in person? ........Karen

Ever notice that some joke only need a few words and because you’ve heard the joke before all you need is a word or two?
Like “ there must be a pony under here somewhere “
Or oh my GOD!, that’s not a foot! How did the moron get his name?
I remember telling my best friends son his first joke. Imagine having no idea of what a joke is. Well this sweet kid was old beyond his years but he didn’t know what a joke was so I told him a knock knock joke and the most amazing part of telling it was observing the very moment that it registered in this brain: he face exploded into laughter, he was crying laughing so hard, then he’d repeat the punch line and crack up again. He couldn’t wait to tell someone and he expected that everyone would laugh as he did. And the adults didn’t disappoint him. But he didn’t realize that the joke gets old and fade away. So when people stopped laughing he tried telling it again. He also thought that jokes were a form of magic and in a way I think they are magic. So he came to me to find out why it didn’t work anymore. I explained the best that I could to a 5 year old. I suggested that I tell him another joke. He was excited about that but it wasn’t as funny TO HIM as the first knock knock, maybe because there was a semi bad word it it that he could use :” DAMN “ I guess I now have to tell the joke, knock knock, who’s there ma’ Dame my Dame who? My DAMN FOOTS CAUGHT IN THE DOOR! This darling innocent little kid EXPLODED INTO LAUGHTER. He almost couldn’t catch his breath. The other part of the story was that he suddenly found himself able to talk with adults, he could even interrupt them while they were talking about adult things that he didn’t understand. That the adults would all stop and listen to him. But when it stopped he was crushed. Who would have ever thought that this fun thing could turn into a learning lesson but a painful one. I’m
To get a joke to be on a similar level I had to get more Risky which worked. Thank you lord for an important learning lesson. I know that the joke wasn’t that funny but it worked at the time and the life lesson was great

How does one make Holy Water? Put it on the stove and boil the hell out it. In the Marta Stuart cook book when she was in the nunnery
Also she had a super receipt for Monks Bread which was reported to be better than Nuns Buns
I hade more receipts from her books FU

I always sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone will break into your house and bring cake.

Let's add a fork. @imallears.

Ok...two more

Why didn’t the melons get married?
Because they Cantaloupe.

What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?

FL Mary loving the 60s on a cloudy dreary day...so unusual...yesterday was misting and gusting wind...cozy time.

@imallers Love the cantaloupe joke ,going to use it in our Thanksgiving talent show

@imallears
Very good! Keep them coming.
Jake

@lioness
Is the talent show where you live? Do you do anything like a stand up comic routine?

I got one from George Carlin, one of my all time favorites, which I always remembered.

Why do they lock the bathroom doors at gas stations? Are they afraid someone is going to break in and clean them?

Hahahahah FL Mary

@imallers Over at my D.I.L parents we are all there for Thanksgiving they have a bigger house then my son does so we always have it over there then when we are all done we have the talent show. Both sisters last year did a song routine, my grandson did a drum solo and his cousin did a keyboard solo the men did different skits or played guitars. Its a lot of fun.