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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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Why did the gardener plant a light bulb in his field?
He was trying to grow a power plant!
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6 ReactionsAfter a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he.
“I don’t understand,” he complained to God. “I devoted my entire life to my congregation.”
“Our policy here in heaven is to reward results,” God explained. “Now, was your congregation well attuned to you whenever you gave a sermon?”
“Well,” the minister had to admit, “Some in the congregation fell asleep from time to time.”
“Exactly,” said God, “and when people rode in this man’s taxi, they not only stayed wake, they even prayed.”
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I had a day procedure at the hospital.
I enjoyed my "Hotel Cali" stay.
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As I flee to Milano in exchange for Gold Olympic Medal.
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1 ReactionHere is another Heaven joke:
A doctor, a lawyer, and a priest met at the heavenly before St. Peter. He welcomed all three into heaven. "Follow me and I will show you where you will be spending the rest of eternity." First they went into a pleasant Pastoral scene with a small cottage with smoke coming out of the chimney and they found an old lady preparing a meal. She welcomed the priest and lunch will be ready in 30 minutes. St. Peter said, "This is your home." to the priest. The priest replied, "This is what I hoped Heaven would be like!"
St. Peter then said, "If you would like to see what the others will be, you can come with us and you will be back in time for lunch."
The four set off and soon they approached a richy sort of neighborhood. Beautiful gardens and the neighbors were working in the gardens. St. Peter turned to the doctor as they stopped in front of a nice home. "This is your home and it reflects the many lives you saved as a doctor and the services you gave to your fellow people."
Again, St. Peter offered to have the doctor accompany them. They four into the inner city with the glow of the Palace of God gleaming. St. Peter took them past magnificent buildings until they reached a palace next to God's. The priest and doctor both asked why did the lawyer get a palace next to God's?
St. Peter answered, "As you both know we have lots of priests and doctors in Heaven, but this is the first lawyer we have ever had to qualify for Heaven!
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3 ReactionsCouple had 6 children. Husband never called his wife by her name just called her mother of 6. She finally said stop this use my name. He promised. They went to a party and when it was time to leave he reverted back and said mother of 6 it is time to leave. She was furious and replied I will be right with you father of 4.
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8 ReactionsRIP, boiling water.
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And that wasn't the end
Of the story my friend
As each found out
It was Perfect symmetry
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