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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 15, 2024
In reply to @tim1028 "If Celine Dion sang just the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to..." + (show)
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If Celine Dion sang just the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonald’s Farm.

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Can't remember who told it, but one of my favorite jokes from this gang:

"My Aunt Iris is 80% Irish"

BTW, I had two Aunts named Iris, who never saw eye-to-eye on anything.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 15, 2024
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I don't worry about it.

I mean, what are the odds there'd be *two* serial killers in my bathroom at the same time?

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The odds of that are zero. The evens, on the other hand, is a different story ...

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jun 15, 2024
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I very briefly belonged to a skydiving club with a poor safety record:

"The Splat Earthers".

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Oh, my, let me stop laughing at this and catch my breath!

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jun 15, 2024
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Celine Dion wanted to join Salt & Pepa, but they said she'd have to change her first name, slightly.

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Excellent pun!

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jun 15, 2024

I tripped while walking in Paris.
Eiffel down.

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Jun 15, 2024

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A girl said she recognized me from my vegetarian club but I’d never met herbivore.

The Energizer Bunny has been arrested and charged with battery.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings but I think I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 15, 2024
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I tripped while walking in Paris.
Eiffel down.

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I lost my balance while visiting my favorite museum in Paris.

I fell in Louvre.

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samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Jun 16, 2024

Comic Relief - Senior Pranks - 2 Links

Comic Relief - Real Senior Pranks Skateboarding Kids

from "Off Their Rockers" with Betty White


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Comic Relief - Fake Old Man Pranks Weightlifters


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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jun 16, 2024
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A girl said she recognized me from my vegetarian club but I’d never met herbivore.

The Energizer Bunny has been arrested and charged with battery.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings but I think I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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Wonderful, laughed so hard I almost cried.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 16, 2024
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I tripped while walking in Paris.
Eiffel down.

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I always thought that Gwen Ifill towered over the broadcast news industry.

God speed, Gwen. Miss you.

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