How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | May 18 6:26am

In reply to @shirleyrawlins "THE THREE SYMPTOMS OF LAZINESS: #1" + (show)

There are only three kinds of people in this world:

Those who can count and those who can't.

captboat | @captboat | May 18 6:29am

In reply to @verol65 "Read in another group. What did one toilet say to the other??? You looked flushed!!!" + (show)

@verol65
What did one casket say to the other, “is that you coffin”?

kamama94 | @kamama94 | May 18 9:14am

In reply to @jakedduck1 "Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel..." + (show)

Hilarious!

itchyd | @itchyd | May 18 9:58am

In reply to @shirleyrawlins "THE THREE SYMPTOMS OF LAZINESS: #1" + (show)

Shirley, you must be joking!

itchyd | @itchyd | May 18 10:05am

In reply to @captboat "@verol65 What did one casket say to the other, “is that you coffin”?" + (show)

When Van Helsing impaled Count Dracula, he had to make sure that he got him right in the heart and didn't just hit him in the sternum.

He was playing high stakes poker.

itchyd | @itchyd | May 18 12:43pm

In reply to @captboat "@verol65 What did one casket say to the other, “is that you coffin”?" + (show)

When Maia, Tut's wet nurse, died, the chief mummifier was tasked with presenting the pharaoh with a list of everything that would be accompanying her into the afterlife: her dishes, articles of clothing and other mundane items, as well as her pets.

The mummifier reluctantly handed Tut the list and, when asked if it was complete and accurate, sheepishly proclaimed, "Your Majesty, Im pretty darn sure that all Tees are crossed and Eyes dotted, accepting a missing cat or two."

Tut then crassly responded, "My dear subject, I don't know WHAT you're interring by that comment!"