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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Apr 22 2:19pm
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe." + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

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Seems that's why Google has all seven 'flat' images of the Earth today.

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Apr 22 2:34pm
In reply to @kamama94 "There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people..." + (show)
@kamama94

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will understand this.

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True of a fraction most times, just don't let the zero sit in the denominator

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 22 5:14pm
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe." + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

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True.

But, their sphere of influence is pretty small.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 23 7:30am
In reply to @shirleyrawlins ""sphere" of influence!! Ha!" + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

"sphere" of influence!! Ha!

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The Flat Earth Society motto:

"We have nothing to fear, but sphere, itself."

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 23 7:46am
In reply to @sisyphus "True of a fraction most times, just don't let the zero sit in the denominator" + (show)
@sisyphus

True of a fraction most times, just don't let the zero sit in the denominator

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Dividing by anything other than zero is fine.

Some folks say dividing by zero is naught fine... but that's nought true ...
..... it's unda-fine.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 23 1:29pm
In reply to @kamama94 "There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people..." + (show)
@kamama94

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will understand this.

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Denominators are
de guys who deliver us
de contenders for de President of
de United States.

The numerator is the calf judge at the county fair.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 23 1:43pm
In reply to @nonobaddog ""IMHO, humor isn't meant to cater exclusively to the faint of heart." That is some serious..." + (show)
@nonobaddog

"IMHO, humor isn't meant to cater exclusively to the faint of heart."

That is some serious wisdom!

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Some folks say I take my humor too much to heart ....

...and that aorta know better by now.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 23 2:00pm
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@samcal9977zz

1000 Jokes from Reader's Digest -
https://www.rd.com/jokes/

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That's cheating, Sam.

Please either submit a comment containing all 1,000 jokes, or 1,000 separate comments, or some other reasonable combination.

We have standards here.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 23 2:10pm
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe." + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

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They should know by now that flat Earthy will get them nowhere.

(Every time I tell this joke, it seems to fall .... you know)

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