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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table.
His wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
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7 ReactionsThe Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.
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6 ReactionsSeems that's why Google has all seven 'flat' images of the Earth today.
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3 ReactionsTrue of a fraction most times, just don't let the zero sit in the denominator
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4 ReactionsTrue.
But, their sphere of influence is pretty small.
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2 Reactions"sphere" of influence!! Ha!
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1 ReactionThe Flat Earth Society motto:
"We have nothing to fear, but sphere, itself."
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2 ReactionsDividing by anything other than zero is fine.
Some folks say dividing by zero is naught fine... but that's nought true ...
..... it's unda-fine.
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1 ReactionDenominators are
de guys who deliver us
de contenders for de President of
de United States.
The numerator is the calf judge at the county fair.
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2 ReactionsSome folks say I take my humor too much to heart ....
...and that aorta know better by now.
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