How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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hopeseeker22 | @hopeseeker22 | 1 day ago

Having gotten sloshed at an all night bar, Pat and Mike stumble out of saloon, only to squint at a mildly shining orb in the sky. “Hey, Mikey Boy,” mumbles Pat, pointing skyward, “is that (belch), is that the sun or the moon?” Replies now head-down Mike: “Dunno. Ask that guy there was drinking with us.”
“Wouldn’t know,” says the over-hearing 3rd drunk, “I don’ live around here.”
🍺

Scott R L | @scottrl | 1 day ago

Ever since Thanksgiving, I've been followed around by the ghost of a turkey.

I guess he's my poultrygeist.

Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | 1 day ago

In reply to @hopeseeker22 "@captboat Great!! I wonder how many will get that? Salve!" + (show)

@hopeseeker22 Salve! Hello to you too!
It’s been multis decenniis since I’ve taken Latin. Good grief, I hope that’s right! I meant to say, many decades! 😂

covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | 1 day ago

I had a neck brace fitted a few years ago. I haven't looked back since.

hopeseeker22 | @hopeseeker22 | 1 day ago

Understood perfectly. I think though that “deceniis”(neuter) so plural probably is “decennia”. “Quomodo linguam latinam sciis?”

Scott R L | @scottrl | 22 hours ago

I do a lot of dumb things that I wish I could forget.

That's why I'm glad there's...

Milk of Amnesia!

Two tablespoons, and short-term memory is flushed away!

kamama94 | @kamama94 | 14 hours ago

@loribmt, @hopeseeker22, my short-term memory is gone and so is part of my long-term memory, including most things Latin. So I have to say, "Valete." Heck, I don't even remember if that's a correct "bye bye."