Humor and fun chat diversions during the Coronavirus crisis: Join us

Posted by imallears @imallears, Mar 26, 2020

Hello
I’m hoping to share some humor during these stressful times and hope noone take offense.
I’m also hoping my attached cartoon comes across as I have not posted any attachments before.

Sending this from my phone
FL Mary

Everyone be careful out there because people are going crazy from being at home so much. Actually I’ve been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine…no situation is too pressing!
The vacuum was very unsympathetic …told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over. The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked it’s opinion and didn’t to say anything but the door knob said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to…yes…you guessed it…pull myself together.

So glad to see funny posts again or are we just all slap happy?
FL Maru

REPLY
@imallears

Everyone be careful out there because people are going crazy from being at home so much. Actually I’ve been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine…no situation is too pressing!
The vacuum was very unsympathetic …told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over. The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked it’s opinion and didn’t to say anything but the door knob said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to…yes…you guessed it…pull myself together.

So glad to see funny posts again or are we just all slap happy?
FL Maru

Jump to this post

imallears – BRAVO! Thanks for the laugh.

REPLY
@fiesty76

From stymied but willing::: @colleenyoung or other tech whiz: how does one start a New post in one of the current threads??? I am soo gifted, I can sometimes manage a reply to the current post…do I git a 1/4th star?? and how would that look exactly? not good at drawin' either?????

Jump to this post

Instructions on How to start a discussion and more can be found in the Get Started on Connect guide here: https://connect.mayoclinic.org/get-started-on-connect/

The Get Started guide is accessible on any page. Just scroll down to the black footer.
@fiesty76, send me an email using this form if you need help: https://connect.mayoclinic.org/contact-a-community-moderator/

REPLY
@imallears

Everyone be careful out there because people are going crazy from being at home so much. Actually I’ve been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine…no situation is too pressing!
The vacuum was very unsympathetic …told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over. The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked it’s opinion and didn’t to say anything but the door knob said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to…yes…you guessed it…pull myself together.

So glad to see funny posts again or are we just all slap happy?
FL Maru

Jump to this post

@imallers How witty of you . Love it Good laugh thanks .

REPLY
@lioness

@imallers How witty of you . Love it Good laugh thanks .

Jump to this post

@lioness
Thanks for the compliment but I am just passing it on…
Not my wit on this one but I am at my wits end scrubbing tile grout with ZEP. Works but tedious. Time to tune into the early evening news to see what some of the political half wits have to say. And then I don't give a whit after a glass of wine.

Sigh…FL Mary

REPLY

@imallers It made me laugh anyway making copies and posting here this will be my talent this Thanksgivng so keep them coming when you get Stay save

REPLY
@imallears

Everyone be careful out there because people are going crazy from being at home so much. Actually I’ve been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine…no situation is too pressing!
The vacuum was very unsympathetic …told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over. The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked it’s opinion and didn’t to say anything but the door knob said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to…yes…you guessed it…pull myself together.

So glad to see funny posts again or are we just all slap happy?
FL Maru

Jump to this post

@imallears, You are One Funny Woman !! If you aren't "published yet", may I encourage you to do so…beyond here, I mean…For pity sakes, keep it going Here but maybe branch out even morrrreee?? You just made my day!! Thank you.

REPLY
@colleenyoung

Instructions on How to start a discussion and more can be found in the Get Started on Connect guide here: https://connect.mayoclinic.org/get-started-on-connect/

The Get Started guide is accessible on any page. Just scroll down to the black footer.
@fiesty76, send me an email using this form if you need help: https://connect.mayoclinic.org/contact-a-community-moderator/

Jump to this post

Oh, My!! Many, Many Thanks @Colleen…had I ever mentioned I am forever challenged when it comes to reading/following directions??? LOL Just tried out a New Post question in our Kidney group. Knowing "How" makes all the difference….Hugs!

REPLY

@fiesty76
That is the cutest thing I have ever seen….waiting for their friend to join them…omg I would love to see penguins on my street instead of squirrels . You could almost hear them talking.

FL Mary

REPLY

@fiesty76 So cute . King penquins didn't know they had them in Africa . thought they needed ice or snow at least .

REPLY
@imallears

@lioness
Thanks for the compliment but I am just passing it on…
Not my wit on this one but I am at my wits end scrubbing tile grout with ZEP. Works but tedious. Time to tune into the early evening news to see what some of the political half wits have to say. And then I don't give a whit after a glass of wine.

Sigh…FL Mary

Jump to this post

@imallears, I limit my tv news time but like your take on the political half wits…is noon too early to start on the wine? ? ?

REPLY
Please sign in or register to post a reply.