Humor and fun chat diversions during the Coronavirus crisis: Join us

Posted by imallears @imallears, Mar 26, 2020

Hello
I’m hoping to share some humor during these stressful times and hope noone take offense.
I’m also hoping my attached cartoon comes across as I have not posted any attachments before.

Sending this from my phone
FL Mary

A group of us were on our regular morning walk. A neighbor called out "six feet". I looked at him and replied "no, we have eight feet – there are four of us" It took a moment, but he laughed.

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@imallears

@artscaping
I was wondering but it was funny….still…..try walking backwards but don't fall over anything. I have a small house but my family is across the breezway and they have a pool and we have a fairly quiet neighborhood for walking and I have a nice patio but still……..arrrgh! I would love to see my friends but are all in the same age group…..but still….aaaarrrrgh! And its getting too hot to be outside when it approaches noon. I may have moved my happy hour up by a half hour…..

FL Mary

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Artscaping, I agree the walking backwards idea was funny! As for happy hour, always heard it is "5 o'clock somewhere"…4:20 p here…close enough???? Smiles to all

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@sueinmn

A group of us were on our regular morning walk. A neighbor called out "six feet". I looked at him and replied "no, we have eight feet – there are four of us" It took a moment, but he laughed.

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@sueinmn

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@fiesty76

Artscaping, I agree the walking backwards idea was funny! As for happy hour, always heard it is "5 o'clock somewhere"…4:20 p here…close enough???? Smiles to all

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@feisty76

Happy has been officially moved up one half hour due to household guidelines.
We will be watching over imbibing.
Please cooperate.

FL Mary

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@imallears

@zeiracorp
Love it …here's another
FL Mary

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Imallears, still laughing out loud!

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@sueinmn

A group of us were on our regular morning walk. A neighbor called out "six feet". I looked at him and replied "no, we have eight feet – there are four of us" It took a moment, but he laughed.

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Too clever, you. Hmmmm, he may have been a TX Aggie…they are considered kinda' slow on the uptake sometimes….nothing against Aggies, you understand but I spent most of my income on everything burnt orange at Univ of TX putting the girl through.

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Oh, for Pete's Sakes, Imallears! I missed the move up time because I was skimming through posts…needs to dble up methinks on the spice. And what is this??? With all else going on, we now have to watch out for the imbibing police??? Welllll, I never!

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@fiesty76

Too clever, you. Hmmmm, he may have been a TX Aggie…they are considered kinda' slow on the uptake sometimes….nothing against Aggies, you understand but I spent most of my income on everything burnt orange at Univ of TX putting the girl through.

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Hey now @fiesty76 – there are some Aggie alumni out here, take it easy on us. LOL

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@fiesty76

Oh, for Pete's Sakes, Imallears! I missed the move up time because I was skimming through posts…needs to dble up methinks on the spice. And what is this??? With all else going on, we now have to watch out for the imbibing police??? Welllll, I never!

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@fiesty76

We cannot over imbibe because then we have to go get more wine and then there will be a shortage and then there will be limits placed on the amount you can buy. As one who has vinophobia ( fear of running out of wine) ,I’m telling you to abide by the rules and behave! 🤨

FL Mary

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@imallears

@fiesty76

We cannot over imbibe because then we have to go get more wine and then there will be a shortage and then there will be limits placed on the amount you can buy. As one who has vinophobia ( fear of running out of wine) ,I’m telling you to abide by the rules and behave! 🤨

FL Mary

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@imallers LOL

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@grandpabob

Hey now @fiesty76 – there are some Aggie alumni out here, take it easy on us. LOL

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Giggles, Bob, i wondered if this might stir up a bit of alumni fervor! I had my first date with an Aggie while a sr in high school. As he was touring me around campus before the game, he pointed out the huge animal husbandry area..smartie here, said: oh what a huge "mangerrie" … no idea why he laughed so hard!

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