How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@shirleyrawlins

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Every day.....

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@kamama94

Did you hear the one about the crustacean who only promoted his shellfish interests?

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Not really a joke:

A guy who pitched in the company softball league, Buster Crabbe
(same name as the gent who played Flash Gordon in the old TV serial), had the nickname "Lobster" because of the incredible arc he could put on the ball.

He was also incredibly tight and we'd always say "It'll be a cold day in hell when Lobster shells for post-game brews!"

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A man went into a seafood restaurant and asked for a lobster tail. The waitress smiled sweetly and said, “Once upon a time there was this handsome lobster…”

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@shirleyrawlins

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask people their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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I have the same problem, Shelley.

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@kamama94

When a shepherd drove his sheep into town he was ticketed for making a ewe turn.

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To err is human ....

But, to tell sheep jokes is ovine.

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