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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 1 6:13am
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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!

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Harvey would get a kick out of this one.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 1 6:28am
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@samclembeau

What did the fish say when he ran into a brick wall?

Dam

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Then his friends said, "Weir concerned about your health."

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jun 1 12:43pm

I hate being bipolar;
it's awesome.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jun 1 2:59pm

Why did the salamander go to Hollywood?
To make newt movies.
(Sorry/Not sorry. Couldn't resist.)

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jun 1 3:03pm

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

(Still not sorry.)

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Jun 1 7:22pm

I’m writing a new book.
It’s about an albatross that falls in love with a channel marker.
It won’t be your typical buoy-meets-gull story!
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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Jun 1 10:17pm
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@shirleyrawlins

I hate being bipolar;
it's awesome.

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Well, that's what the Earth replied to me when I asked her , 'Why are you bipolar'.

Who would've wanted a unipolar one, likely on a Flat earth?

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samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Jun 1 11:46pm

Comedy - The Dance - - - - 9 Links

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University Security Guard

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Top 10 in-Game Dances of 2023 | The Savannah Bananas

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Swedish Police Officer Dancing

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Sam Rockwell Dancing on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

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Stadium Security Guard Dancing

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Lucille Ball, Ginger Rogers, Lucie Arnaz Dance the “Charleston” (1971)

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The Wednesday Dance…

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The Honeymooners - Ralph Kramden & Norton Dance The Hucklebuck

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When this school resource Officer Tillman had to leave his high school, he made sure his send off was unforgettable with some stellar dance moves.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 2 7:16am
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@kamama94

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

(Still not sorry.)

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I'd call it a
boomer-wrong.

(But, that's just me)

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tim1028 | @tim1028 | Jun 2 8:52pm

I was going to tell you a Time Travel joke but nobody liked it.

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