How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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I have a joke, well not a joke, a funny true story.......
I was 4 years old when my Dad graduated college. Of course both my Mom and I were there and as we were waiting for my Dad, I noticed him in his navy blue cap and gown. I took off running and shouted, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, grabbed him around his legs, looked up and screeched “”you’re not my Daddy””!!!

Kathi

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@ihtak46

I have a joke, well not a joke, a funny true story.......
I was 4 years old when my Dad graduated college. Of course both my Mom and I were there and as we were waiting for my Dad, I noticed him in his navy blue cap and gown. I took off running and shouted, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, grabbed him around his legs, looked up and screeched “”you’re not my Daddy””!!!

Kathi

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@ihtak46
Oops! That’s funny 😁
Jake

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Im sorry, I’m on a roll.....

An sweet old lady people call Granny brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.

First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please Granny don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".

The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."

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@ihtak46

Im sorry, I’m on a roll.....

An sweet old lady people call Granny brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.

First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please Granny don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".

The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."

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@ihtak46
Oh yuck, 😝 lol
Roll on Katie
Jake

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@ihtak46

Im sorry, I’m on a roll.....

An sweet old lady people call Granny brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.

First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please Granny don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".

The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."

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@ihtak46
I second the yuck lol

FL Mary

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Hi all.

Next true funny story about my Dad. In the 80s he went to visit his sister in Coral Gables . After his flight from NY, he grabbed his suitcase (off the carousel I guess) and was picked up and driven to my aunts house. Unbeknownst to him, the Feds were staking out the airport to see who was picking up a particular suitcase. You guessed it. They followed my dad to his sister’s and, after he went inside, there were floodlights all around the house and armed agents pointing guns at the house with orders to come out. Out they came. To make a long story short, Dad had grabbed the wrong suitcase and didn’t realize that until the agents entered the house. Not sure what ensued after that but they all drove back to the airport with the luggage.
My Dad didn’t fit the description of the man they were on the lookout for but he did pick up the suitcase they had their eye on. I guess , after some ID verification, and the fact that my Dad always looks so innocent, they let him and my aunt go. He never did find out what was in the suitcase, but I am guessing it was drugs.

Oh yes, I have often thought about writing a book because I was personally involved in many of these escapades growing up. And yet, I turned out to be the sweet young thing that I am. More true tales on the horizon.

Regards from FL Mary

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@ihtak46
Yep, that was cute. Hopefully all the blondes have a good sense of humor.
On the Epilepsy forum I was on we a joke thread and a lot of Epilepsy and seizure jokes. We all thought the jokes were funny. We need to be able to laugh at ourselves. If it bothers anyone change the wording to an old bald Epileptic (Me)
Jake

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Its OK, Im blonde, too so I hope you blondes out there take no offense.

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Enjoy....Im blonde, too so you blondes please dont take offense.

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Joke from ihtak46 ( Kathi)
ENJOY
Im blonde too so dont worry!

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