How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

Interested in more discussions like this? Go to the Just Want to Talk Support Group.

itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 11, 2023

In reply to @shirleyrawlins "I can't believe how long it took me to get this!" + (show)

Abner can't believe how long it took him to get his grasshopper.

Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Dec 11, 2023

In reply to @itchyd "This joke's a Kuiper!" + (show)

👏👏👏 😂

frances007 | @frances007 | Dec 11, 2023

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Margaret Mead

frances007 | @frances007 | Dec 11, 2023

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
Abraham Lincoln

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

frances007 | @frances007 | Dec 11, 2023

In reply to @scottrl "I have a friend who keeps exotic birds as pets. Instead of keeping them caged, he..." + (show)

in reply to @scottrl I saw this and it reminded me of two things from my distant past. After college I moved to SF to live with some friends in a house owned by their parents. They had one bedroom dedicated to their birds, which were not kept in cages. I remember being so surprised upon opening the door and having one of them fly directly into my face. The also had a boa constrictor, but I will refrain from that story.

Years ago my partner and I had a Mustache Parakeet which we taught to speak, and his favorite line was, "No wine for you." Later, it became, "I want my wine too."

Scott R L | @scottrl | Dec 12, 2023

In reply to @frances007 "in reply to @scottrl I saw this and it reminded me of two things from my..." + (show)

That reminds me of an episode of The Flying Nun in which the sisters acquire a parrot that has the bad habit of singing the shanty "Whiskey, Johnny".

Scott R L | @scottrl | Dec 12, 2023

In reply to @frances007 "No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. Abraham Lincoln I always..." + (show)

"My only regret in life is that I wasn't born someone else." -- Woody Allen

itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 12, 2023

In reply to @frances007 "Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead" + (show)

Sounds like Yogi Berra!

itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 12, 2023

In reply to @frances007 "in reply to @scottrl I saw this and it reminded me of two things from my..." + (show)

I'd be interested in sharing any statistics you may have concerning the average life expectancy of songbirds cohabitating with constricting snakes.

blackcat | @blackcat | Dec 12, 2023

A man drove around and around the parking lot. He said, "God, if you will open a parking spot, I will stop drinking alcohol, I will attend church weekly and I will tithe." Just then, a car ahead of him pulled out! He said, "Oh! Never mind."