How about a laugh, (hopefully)

@jakedduck1 I love your jokes these pune where cute lol at #2

Hi @jakeduck,
Thanks for the smile. I liked the hokey-pokey one the best. I'll leave now and "turn myself around."

A cowboy came into the bar, ordered three whiskey sours and took a seat at a table. When the drinks came he drank a little out of each glass until they were gone. Then he left. He came in every week and repeated the same routine. The bartender finally asked him why he always ordered three drinks and sipped them one at a time until they were gone. He replied that he was away from home and missed his brothers. They used to always go to a bar and share drinks. So when he left home they all agreed to continue the practice. The second and third drinks represented his brothers at home. The bartender thought this was an unusual but heartwarming practice. After about a year the cowboy came in and ordered two whiskey sours and a glass of coke. Again the revised ritual went on and on until the bartender asked him about it. The cowboy explained that one of his brothers had been drafted, sent to war and killed in battle, so now he was drinking to his memory. Another year later the cowboy changed his order again, this time ordering a whiskey sour, a glass of coke and a glass of 7-Up. The bartender said, "Oh no, did your other brother die?" The cowboy responded, "No,, he stopped drinking."

Enjoy.

@hopeful33250
I hope you got yourself “Turned around” I like puns.

@2011panc
Thanks for your joke, I look 👀 forward to your contributions.
Jake

Ole is attending a marriage seminar at the Lutheran church down the street. The pastor says, "Ole, you've been married a long time."

"Ya," says Ole. "Coming up on 50 years!"

The pastor asks, "What do you credit your long marriage to?"

Ole says, "I like to surprise Lena from time to time."

"Can you give us an example? " asks the pastor.

"Well," says Ole, "for our 25th anniversary, I brought Lena to the old country to visit family."

"Oh," said the pastor. "And do you have a surprise for her for your 50th anniversary? "

"Ya," says Ole. "I think I'll go back and get her."

Little Steve was rather outspoken, so his mother talked to him before her ladies group came over to make sure he did not say anything inappropriate. She reviewed things not to talk about like being fat, eating too much, eating with their mouth open, being ugly or homely, etc. When the ladies arrived Steve was the model of tact, but fidgety. He kept going to the door and looking out the window. Finally his mother asked him what he was looking at and he responded, "Nothing" but kept checking the door and window. Finally his mother asked him why he kept going to the door and looking out the window. he responded, "I'm looking for those clowns you said were coming over today."
Lesson: Never say anything in front of your children that you do not want them to repeat!

Hahaha 😍

So cute 😂

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week. So the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem, the Captain's parrot saw the shows each week and begin to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started squawking, "Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything about it. After all, it was the Captain's parrot.

One stormy night the ship began to sink, leaving survivors floating in the water. As luck would have it the magician and the parrot found themselves floating on the same piece of wood. The magician and the parrot stared at each other angrily for 3 days and did not say a word.

Finally, on the 4th day, the parrot could not keep quiet any longer and said to the magician, "OK, I give up, where did you put the ship?"

@hopeful33250 That was funny I liked that one.