How about a laugh, (hopefully)

@captboat
“A happy heart is good medicine and a joyful mind causes healing, But a broken spirit dries up the bones. [Prov 12:25; 15:13, 15]”
— ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭17‬:‭22‬‬

What to do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher!

I called the local gym and asked if they could teach me gymnastics.
They asked, “How flexible are you?”
I said, “I can’t make Mondays or Fridays.”

Started going to the gym and I dropped 10 pounds very quickly.
Thankfully the dumbbell missed my foot.

I once knocked a guy off his bike…
I’ve since been banned from that gym.

@triciaot 😂

@triciaot There need to be a laughing emoji option. Thank you for making my Monday morning.

@jmhwmt51
Try hitting reply and then tap the little smiling face at the bottom left of your keyboard. 😂😃😊

"A wonderful bird is
the pelican,
His bill hold more than
his belican.
He can take in his beak,
Enough food for a week,
But I'm damned if I see
how the helican."

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought colon cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God, I still have my drivers license.

Credit: ba-bamail.com

There's a psychiatrist with dyslexia who can't keep clients.

I think it's because he keeps telling them to stop living in a state of Denali.

@meryw Thank you. I will do that. I really had to laugh at these because my mother-in-law, may she RIP, would often come back with similar comments. Such a great memory.