How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Rubyslippers | @triciaot | Apr 7 11:07pm

Three old men are discussing their failing memories.
The first old man says, "Today I was at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember if I had just gone up or was about to go down."
The second old man says, "I was sitting at the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember if I was about to sleep or just woke up."
The third man scoffs and says, "My memory is as good as ever, knock on wood." With this he hits the table twice with his knuckle, looks up in surprise and yells "Who's there?"

keelyj2025 | @keelyj2025 | Apr 7 11:58pm

I thought you were going to end your comment by saying, “Many epilepsy forums that I’ve been on have joke sections. I’m probably the biggest joke of all since I don’t even have epilepsy!

zenren14 | @zenren14 | Apr 8 12:54am

In reply to @jakedduck1 "@zenren14 Not for long, soon Bambi, turtle soup and squirrel fricassee will be on her dinner..." + (show)

@jakedduck1
a bountiful buffet
take a bite, leave it

kayraymat | @kayraymat | Apr 9 5:20pm

In reply to @shmerdloff "@jakedduck1 90 is the new 89." + (show)

@shmerdloff
Speaking of age:
"Why do single women live longer?
BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!" 🙂

Rubyslippers | @triciaot | Apr 9 7:04pm

A truck carrying Microsoft software has just overturned on the main road… That's the Word on the street.

Have you heard of that new band "1023 Megabytes"?... They're pretty good, but they don't have a gig just yet.

What kind of computer sings the best?... A Dell.

zenren14 | @zenren14 | Apr 10 12:06am

Poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

Rubyslippers | @triciaot | Apr 10 7:55am

My Xbox, PS4 and Switch all broke on the same day… I was inconsolable.

samclembeau | @samclembeau | Apr 10 2:18pm

How did the barber win the race?
He knew a short cut
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide

samclembeau | @samclembeau | Apr 10 2:19pm

Just turned 77. Guess I can cross off dying young as things to worry about.

Rubyslippers | @triciaot | Apr 10 9:43pm

Half of all Chevy trucks ever made are still on the road today.
The other half made it home.
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Did you know on a quiet night you can hear a Dodge depreciate?
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The Japanese needed a name for a car company and quickly. They called the Germans and offered them $100 million if they could come with a name by the next day. The German said "Dat soon?!". The Japanese said thank you and hung up.
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Guy walks in to a parts store and asks the counter person " can I get a pair of wiper blades for my Hyundai "? Counter person says " that sounds like a fair trade".
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Credit: posts on Reddit