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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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Half of all Chevy trucks ever made are still on the road today.
The other half made it home.
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Did you know on a quiet night you can hear a Dodge depreciate?
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The Japanese needed a name for a car company and quickly. They called the Germans and offered them $100 million if they could come with a name by the next day. The German said "Dat soon?!". The Japanese said thank you and hung up.
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Guy walks in to a parts store and asks the counter person " can I get a pair of wiper blades for my Hyundai "? Counter person says " that sounds like a fair trade".
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Credit: posts on Reddit
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“A happy heart is good medicine and a joyful mind causes healing, But a broken spirit dries up the bones. [Prov 12:25; 15:13, 15]”
— Proverbs 17:22
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3 ReactionsWhat to do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher!
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6 ReactionsI called the local gym and asked if they could teach me gymnastics.
They asked, “How flexible are you?”
I said, “I can’t make Mondays or Fridays.”
Started going to the gym and I dropped 10 pounds very quickly.
Thankfully the dumbbell missed my foot.
I once knocked a guy off his bike…
I’ve since been banned from that gym.
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9 Reactions@triciaot 😂
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1 Reaction@triciaot There need to be a laughing emoji option. Thank you for making my Monday morning.
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Try hitting reply and then tap the little smiling face at the bottom left of your keyboard. 😂😃😊
"A wonderful bird is
the pelican,
His bill hold more than
his belican.
He can take in his beak,
Enough food for a week,
But I'm damned if I see
how the helican."
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5 ReactionsI've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought colon cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God, I still have my drivers license.
Credit: ba-bamail.com
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2 ReactionsThere's a psychiatrist with dyslexia who can't keep clients.
I think it's because he keeps telling them to stop living in a state of Denali.
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