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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 21, 2024
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It was a proud day for Mr. and Mrs. Wong when their son was born.

Until the learned they couldn't name him for the inventor of the airplane.

Because ... two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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When Ms. Wong met Mr Wright, she thought she'd finally met Mr. Right, and could Wright a Wong, but it turned out she was wrong about Wright and decided to stay Wong.

Right.

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baa | @baa | Jun 21, 2024
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How are stars like false teeth? They both come out at night.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

What musical genre do older people with arthritis listen to every time they sit down and stand up? Pop.

What's the key to a structured retirement? A rigid nap schedule.

Isn't it a great feeling knowing you're so old there's nothing left to learn the hard way?

You know you're getting older when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

I was told by my doctor that I should start exercising. So I joined an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, and jumped for an hour. By the time I put on my workout clothes, the class was over.

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Haven’t laughed in several days but that last one cracked me up!! Love it!

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jun 21, 2024

I just discovered Albert Einstein was a real person.
And here I thought he was just a theoretical physicist.

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Jun 21, 2024
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I just discovered Albert Einstein was a real person.
And here I thought he was just a theoretical physicist.

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Frankly, I'm not sure how much of a real person he was --- how many "real" colleagues and neighbors of mine can even fathom that time is a Fourth Dimension? Zilch!

(or maybe a good part of him was indeed 'theoretical physics')

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 22, 2024
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good one!

96 degrees in NY. "Maybe" is not going to do it.

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Maybe buy 2 sticks of Maybe?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 22, 2024
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I just discovered Albert Einstein was a real person.
And here I thought he was just a theoretical physicist.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 22, 2024
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I just discovered Albert Einstein was a real person.
And here I thought he was just a theoretical physicist.

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Did you verify this empirically, or via thought experiment?

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jun 22, 2024
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Did you verify this empirically, or via thought experiment?

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Neither one, my friend. I stole the idea from the internet. < insert winky face>

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 22, 2024

No such thing as a stolen joke, kamama .... just borrowed.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jun 22, 2024

Fact?

All our planet's instruments to detect intelligent life in the universe are pointed away from earth.

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