How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Jun 19, 2024

In reply to @shirleyrawlins "My issue with exercise is you have to keep doing it." + (show)

'Exercise issue?'
I just walk away from it; sometimes far away.
Somehow it still works; dunno why?

itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 19, 2024

In reply to @sisyphus "'Exercise issue?' I just walk away from it; sometimes far away. Somehow it still works; dunno..." + (show)

The nice thing about walking away from exercise is the exercise you're getting as you walk away from exercise.

Jake | @jakedduck1 | Jun 19, 2024

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir?

The man says, “Yes, I'm in room 858

You need to send someone to my room immediately.

I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out of the window.”

The desk clerk says, “I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter.”

The man replies, “Listen, you idiot

The window won't open.

and that's clearly a maintenance issue.

itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 20, 2024

In reply to @jakedduck1 "A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir?..." + (show)

"The window won't open", he said, in a paned voice ....

itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 20, 2024

In reply to @cheyna23 "The honing pigeon joke! Oh my! Haha! 🩷" + (show)

A honing pigeon is a bird that's got it's flightpath narrowed down to the second.

itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 20, 2024

Happy Summer Solstice to all the (hold the) Mayo jokers!

It's Summer, so, hey, it's really hot.

"HOW HOT IS IT?!!"

It's SO hot that the weatherman's giving the highs in Scoville units. Yesterday, it got all the way up to jalapeno. Today, its supposed to be almost habanero!