How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 23 1:16pm

In reply to @jakedduck1 "@itchyd I think you're reaching but appreciate your contribution, lol Jake" + (show)

Thanks.

For me, reaching's a step up. Most of the time, when I tell jokes, I'm either wreaking havoc ... or just plain reeking ...

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 23 2:39pm

What did the horse say after falling down?

I've fallen and I can/t giddyup.

(Terrible, I know. Sorry. Not sorry.)

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 23 2:40pm

I lost my job at the bank. A customer asked me to check her balance so I pushed her.

Scott R L | @scottrl | Mar 23 4:13pm

In reply to @itchyd "Speaking of cheeses, Monty Python's cheese shop skit's always worth a coupla yuks, when you have..." + (show)

Wallace and Gromit have some good cheesy humor, too.

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 23 4:27pm

Waiter to customer: How did you find your steak?
Customer: I looked next to the potatoes and there it was!

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 23 4:40pm

911 Operator: What's your emergency?
Man: My friend just got hit by a car, he needs an ambulance.
Operator: Where are you?
Man: Eucalyptus Street
Operator: Can you spell that?
Man: < Long pause>
Operator: Are you still there?
Man: I'll call you back after I drag him over to Pine Street