How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 23, 2024

In reply to @samcal9977zz "1000 Jokes from Reader's Digest - https://www.rd.com/jokes/" + (show)

That's cheating, Sam.

Please either submit a comment containing all 1,000 jokes, or 1,000 separate comments, or some other reasonable combination.

We have standards here.

itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 23, 2024

In reply to @shirleyrawlins "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe." + (show)

They should know by now that flat Earthy will get them nowhere.

(Every time I tell this joke, it seems to fall .... you know)

Scott R L | @scottrl | Apr 23, 2024

An old joke from Playboy magazine:

A recent survey in England revealed that the public's top three interests were royalty, sex, and health.

In response, a marketing organization created a new novel:
"Lady Chatterly's Liver"

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Apr 23, 2024

In reply to @itchyd "They should know by now that flat Earthy will get them nowhere. (Every time I tell..." + (show)

ROFL

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Apr 23, 2024

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives, of course.

samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Apr 23, 2024

In reply to @itchyd "That's cheating, Sam. Please either submit a comment containing all 1,000 jokes, or 1,000 separate comments,..." + (show)

I'm from New Jersey. We are all criminals here. We have no standards. Except for Standard Oil, but they keep changing their name to avoid prosecution.

Did you hear?

The economy is so bad that the Mafia just fired three judges in Jersey City.

++++

By the way, speaking of NJ...Santa just got arrested, again, drunk and disorderly in Bayonne, NJ