How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Did you know that replacing your potato chips with grapefruit as a snack can use up to 90% of what
little joy you still have left in your life?

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Thanks for reminding me, Shirley .... I need to add dish soap to my grocery list ...

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Thanks. That is actually an old joke of my Dad's. He used to work for a cheese company, and he liked to say that they were going to start importing products from the Holy Land -- Cheeses of Nazareth.

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Speaking of cheeses, Monty Python's cheese shop skit's always worth a coupla yuks, when you have a spare second or two ... IMHO ...

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@itchyd
I think you're reaching but appreciate your contribution, lol
Jake

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Thanks.

For me, reaching's a step up. Most of the time, when I tell jokes, I'm either wreaking havoc ... or just plain reeking ...

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What did the horse say after falling down?

I've fallen and I can/t giddyup.

(Terrible, I know. Sorry. Not sorry.)

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I lost my job at the bank. A customer asked me to check her balance so I pushed her.

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Speaking of cheeses, Monty Python's cheese shop skit's always worth a coupla yuks, when you have a spare second or two ... IMHO ...

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Wallace and Gromit have some good cheesy humor, too.

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Waiter to customer: How did you find your steak?
Customer: I looked next to the potatoes and there it was!

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911 Operator: What's your emergency?
Man: My friend just got hit by a car, he needs an ambulance.
Operator: Where are you?
Man: Eucalyptus Street
Operator: Can you spell that?
Man: < Long pause>
Operator: Are you still there?
Man: I'll call you back after I drag him over to Pine Street

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Lollygagging - when you put the lollipop to far into your mouth

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Lollygagging - when you put the lollipop to far into your mouth

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Lollygagging was as bad as “playing the Army game”,
pretending to work, when you were “playing-around”.

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