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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 27 1:33pm
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@kamama94

I lost my job at the bank. A customer asked me to check her balance so I pushed her.

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Did you ever let that poor lady know what her balance was?

Oh.... I guess you really couldn't, seeing as how the bank wouldn't let you teller anymore.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Mar 27 2:05pm

Not many people realize that their fingers may be the most important parts
of their body.
You know you can always count on them.

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Mar 28 1:57am
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@shirleyrawlins

Not many people realize that their fingers may be the most important parts
of their body.
You know you can always count on them.

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Ya, sure if u r counting your blessings....for troubles I usually run them out and have to head for the toes.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 28 10:41am
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@shirleyrawlins

Not many people realize that their fingers may be the most important parts
of their body.
You know you can always count on them.

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You really nailed that finger joke!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 28 11:10am
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@sisyphus

Ya, sure if u r counting your blessings....for troubles I usually run them out and have to head for the toes.

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When I have that much trouble, I head for the hills ....

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 28 11:17am
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@itchyd

You really nailed that finger joke!

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Very funny!

Reminds me of a couple of old leper jokes which I will not tell.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 28 11:21am
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@shirleyrawlins

Not many people realize that their fingers may be the most important parts
of their body.
You know you can always count on them.

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Any new additions to the ASL lexicon must be introduced by a joint resolution.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 28 11:35am

Joe wasn't allowed to enter any more board game tournaments ... because of his checkered past.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Mar 28 2:22pm
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@sisyphus

Ya, sure if u r counting your blessings....for troubles I usually run them out and have to head for the toes.

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good followup!

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