How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 12 4:38pm

In reply to @captboat "Another “winner”! I hope you are feeling as good as your jokes make us feel. God..." + (show)

< hangs head to seem humble and digs toe in the dirt>
Aw, shucks!

Time for the truth: I feel pretty wiped out most of the time with CKD, diabetes, CHF, COPD, gastroparesis, arthritis, spinal deterioration - never mind, listing it all gets boring. Good thing is, I still have a sense of humor.

Thanks for your kindness.

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 12 5:20pm

A new teacher wanted to use some of her psychology background with her students so she stood in front of the class and said, If you think you're stupid, please stand up."

There was dead silence and for a long moment nobody moved. Then little Johnny slowly stood up.

"Little Johnny," asked the teacher, "do you think you're stupid?

"Oh, no, ma'am," replied little Johnny, "I just didn't want you to have to stand there by yourself."

(Sometimes subtlety gives me the giggles.)

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 12 5:27pm

Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

4-year-old: But I don't have any other feet.

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 12 5:28pm

Racing goose for sale. PM me to see photo if you want a quick gander.

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 12 5:29pm

I once swallowed a bunch of synonyms. It have me thesaurus throat I ever had.

samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Feb 13 10:11am

In reply to @frances007 "Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s..." + (show)

more Groucho Marx quotes:
https://www.brainyquote.com/lists/authors/top-10-groucho-marx-quotes
including this one:

"Marriage is an institution. Who the hecks wants to live in an institution!"

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Groucho Marx Interview on Dick Cavett...

samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Feb 13 10:12am

(clean working) comedian Brian Regan

Clip about going to the doctor:

"That's where it doesn't hurt!"

itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 13 2:55pm

In reply to @kamama94 "3 women go to heaven and when they get there, God tells them, "We have a..." + (show)

🤣

Did you search for this one on Duck Duck Go?

itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 13 2:57pm

In reply to @kamama94 "< hangs head to seem humble and digs toe in the dirt> Aw, shucks! Time for..." + (show)

Hugs from itchy!

speechless623 | @speechless623 | Feb 14 6:21am

THE PROBLEM WITH NEW JEANS.

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that were too tight. “Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked. “Yes,” I said. “They hurt my feelings.”...