How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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captboat | @captboat | Mar 26, 2024

[noun]
{calories }
/ pronounce/kal-uh-rees
tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 27, 2024

In reply to @captboat "[noun] {calories } / pronounce/kal-uh-rees tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes..." + (show)

I once tried explaining to a young niece that the calories listed on a nutrition label are not the same as the standard calorie (defined as the energy required to raise the temperature of a gram of H2O by 1 degC) but are actually kilocalories, or 1000 times more than the standard. She thought I said "killer" calories and was afraid to eat her lunch! Her Mom suggested that the next time I mansplain to a child, I use the terms "big" and "little" calories, instead.

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 27, 2024

In reply to @kamama94 "I lost my job at the bank. A customer asked me to check her balance so..." + (show)

Did you ever let that poor lady know what her balance was?

Oh.... I guess you really couldn't, seeing as how the bank wouldn't let you teller anymore.

shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Mar 27, 2024

Not many people realize that their fingers may be the most important parts
of their body.
You know you can always count on them.

sisyphus | @sisyphus | Mar 28, 2024

In reply to @shirleyrawlins "Not many people realize that their fingers may be the most important parts of their body...." + (show)

Ya, sure if u r counting your blessings....for troubles I usually run them out and have to head for the toes.