How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 28, 2023

In reply to @blackcat "A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What, is..." + (show)

Had to give a hug cuz I can't like it twice!

lolaemma | @lolaemma | Nov 28, 2023

In reply to @itchyd "A signal from 11 million miles away was received. "Yes, I am still mad at you."" + (show)

Very good thanks!

itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 28, 2023

In reply to @flamingal "still funny - was getting ready to put up next week's "pills" for self, dog &..." + (show)

I had a similar thing happen:

I mistakenly served up Sparky's Alpo instead of the goose pate at our housewarming party.

We started off with a couple of rounds of cocktails and jello shots, so I don't think anybody noticed.

itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 28, 2023

In reply to @sisyphus "On waking up as I looked outside the window it was overcast and breeze was refreshingly..." + (show)

I've always slept in the nude.

The other morning I got up and it felt so good out that I decided to leave it out all day.

itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 28, 2023

In reply to @lolaemma "Very good thanks!" + (show)

A signal from 11 million miles away wasn't received.

Next time, I'll use Energizers.

flamingal | @flamingal | Nov 28, 2023

In reply to @itchyd "I had a similar thing happen: I mistakenly served up Sparky's Alpo instead of the goose..." + (show)

once (only so far) had all pills in one minder for the then 2 dogs and me. Trazadone for Bentley, melting D for me - you can guess where this is going - took my (?) D, but when giving B his - realized i'd taken his T - both little white round pills. too late to reverse mistake, got everyone else properly medicated, fed, litter boxes done as was feeling the "hit". turned answering machine on, melted into couch for a 2 hour coma. now all pills in separate marked minders, also diffferent colors. even though all pills now are completely dissimilar, i am still me . . .

itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 28, 2023

In reply to @flamingal "once (only so far) had all pills in one minder for the then 2 dogs and..." + (show)

I know what Trazadone is, but not familiar with melting (?) D. Is it also an anti-anxiety drug? From your "coma" experience, it must be one, or maybe an antidepressant or benzo?

Glad Bentley got back on schedule: I know what it's like to struggle with a nervous critter. I feel bad for them and it makes me nervous, too.

My wife's in charge of the pills and she's a CPA: Never made an accounting error in her life and constantly reminds me about mine!

itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 28, 2023

In reply to @blackcat "A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What, is..." + (show)

One of my faves (slightly bawdy):

A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre.

So, he gave her one.

flamingal | @flamingal | Nov 28, 2023

the "melting" vitamin D is sublingual, as is my B12; is absorbed under tongue, bypassing the digestive system which can interfere with or block absorption. was years ago, but lesson learned!

flamingal | @flamingal | Nov 28, 2023

Trazadone can be used for pain, sleep, to enhance actions of other meds, in human and non-human animals. 15# "PooHuaHua/Choodle"- nary a nod, me -out cold. our livers metabolize drugs differently. assured vet that he did not get my D - would have been dangerous for him at 15#; i slept quietly under the bus . . .