How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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John, Volunteer Mentor | @johnbishop | Aug 8, 2022

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Deb | @dg0797 | Aug 9, 2022

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Ginger, Volunteer Mentor | @gingerw | Aug 9, 2022

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Yeah...
that would be my husband.....
Ginger

Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Aug 9, 2022

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coffeedrinker | @coffeedrinker | Aug 9, 2022

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Aug 9, 2022

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EllAmster | @ellamster | Aug 10, 2022

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callalloo | @callalloo | Aug 10, 2022

Two couples are sitting near a pool, in a quiet reflective mood as they'd just returned from yet another funeral. Finally one of them talked about what the attendees had to say and wondered what she'd hope is said at her funeral.

Then added that she hoped people would say that she was a good person, raised responsible, caring children and volunteered extensively when the children were grown. And that rescued animals.

Her husband thought about it then said he'd like people to remember and acknowledge that he was a self-made man who started with nothing, and worked to pay for his education. And, when he was financially stable, devoted his time to philanthropy.

After a quiet pause, the other woman said that she'd hope that people talked about her as a good person with a strong commitment to cleaning up the environment for the future generations. And participated in medical studies whenever applicable to help further science.

After another, oddly prolonged pause, she finally turned to her husband and said, "Well, what about you? What do you want people to say at your funeral?"

He thought about it and replied, "I want them to say, 'Hey, look, he's breathing!'".

adr | @adr | Aug 11, 2022

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So funny!!! So enjoying reading all these. Best part I share them with friends. So we keep the laughs going.

Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Aug 13, 2022

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